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Shit Joke

Sorry for the crap style. I'm on a little laptop with no mouse and no photoshop.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Seamless!

i like her cup/knuckle duster

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

That's just what I said.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

YOU said "Sorry for the crap style. I'm on a little laptop with no mouse and no photoshop."

:P

i didnt say at was crap!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha

i think the seams go very well with that kind of joke haha
wooo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

it *is* a shit joke

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

Steamless

TJ
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6647011.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

it looks REALLY* impressive

*ya rly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

scratch: the MSPAINT of animation

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

OI!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

heheh

your anims put this to shame

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

*sexes*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

i've created a computer programme now

it's as easy as that....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

it's like saying you can play the guitar just because you are good at Guitar hero

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

what!?

you mean, i can't play the guitar even though i'm great* at Guitar Hero!?!??!

*on easy setting

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

That game

is ACE!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Jimi Hendrix never got anywhere on Guitar Hero

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

something to do with being dead

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

pffffft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

i'm the new wimbldon hopeful

i've been playing Wii sports non stop.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Wii Golf is the most infuriating thing EVER!!!

*little flick*
*little flick*
*little flick*
*little flick*
*holds A - HUMONGOUS FLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
bugger

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Like when I thought I could skateboard

cos I was ace at Tony Hawks PS1 game...

I fell on me arse much to the amusement of the kids watching

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

they use a computer game called America's Army

to recruit for the Forces in USA...

says it all really

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

eh?

we had almost the exact same thing at school on the RM NIMBUS - and that was back in like 1992 or summat.

we got banned from using it because you could set the characters to walk, but not move them anywhere, so they looked like they were humping
then you added some swear words etc

anyway - it's bindun

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

really?

and why didn't your teacher inform me of this?
*phones school - complains*
*considers suitable punishment*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

wasn't me

can't prove anything

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

i don't need proof!

*sends to bed early without tea*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

:¬(

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

ha ha so popular that their server crashed.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Oh dear oh dear!

but then...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

i can't figure out the letter

that appears twice in the last line...

*headaches*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

yes it's a bit odd isn't it

it is an F.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

ahhhh!

i would never have guessed that!

:D

erm....
*still doesn't get the joke...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

never?

are you illiterate?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

seems so

*gives in and checks filename*

ahhhhh!
oooooooooooooh!
ow!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

he is

kneading on the groyne sounds sufficiently like kneed him in the groin to warrant a seamless animation*!

*or at least it does in a world that contains the Hat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

i had no idea that was a groyne

that's my problem :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I luvzit

also - I'm going to get a T Shirt with 'getty images' in all faint letter across it so that when I get photographed it will look like it's been stolen... with hilarious concequences.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha

what a lovely idea!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

needlessly geeky joke

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

yes it is

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

that's a braw idea

or just "ttysima" to simulate cropping ;)

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fross Read your email on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

kneading the groyne?

I mean...really

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xian, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

I know

I'm sorry, I shall go and flagellate myself

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

Gah, the punnage!

TJ: I've just been sent a sickeningly cloying chain email from my friend who works at one of the Sodding fUcking Newspapers about Madeline McCann...can anyone supply me with links to some of the stuff that was posted on here yesterday so I can let her know that I'm entirely the wrong person to send this kind of email to?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

don't

it would be bad
merely send a blank email with 'unsubscribe' in the header

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

you could always delete it and forget about it

like i do with all Spam that finds it's way into my inbox....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

This^

makes sense

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

delete it

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE THE NAME YOU DO

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

hmmm

it says swollentip.com
I'm guessing I shouldn't click it.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

not under any circumstance

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

you fucking twat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'm still chewing my hand

and clenching my legs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

the content doesn't bother me

it's the fact that i'm at work, in an open plan office full of women

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

don't clickthe part 2 link then!

Horrible - you really are a shit :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

what's part two?

or will i have to wait till i get home?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

its similar but worse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I was briefly back in my old place...

as a kind of an ubertroll. Apologies Micto.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

*shakes fist ineffectually at monitor*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

you dirty cunt

I forgot my policy of never falling for that sort of "japery"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

you got me with meatspin in the first place :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I can assure you that it was not me who got you with meatspin!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

perhaps that was the day when everyone was being you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

all the ladies were beside themselves that day!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

I think it was deus_ed that started posting that link in every reply

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

glasscocks says it was Archie!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

seems unlikely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

it was two, maybe three years ago

that deus_ed gave us meatspin and later also RPS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

cunt cunt cunt cunt

get me sacked from work why don't you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

oops

that was a bit naughty really. Sorry folks!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

ooooo you!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

You think?

Arse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

ah, gone are the days when I posted naughty links all over the place...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

I don't usually fall for them

I just forgot myself. If I was at work it would have been filtered though - I hope!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

my deagostini radar successfully deflected it

hurrah for me

*awards self biscuit*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

*waits five minutes*

it's ok, the Nazis haven't swooped yet
i think we're in the clear!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

is it 'send this to 10 other people or [insert fearful event] will happen'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

I have received that too

just delete it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

you'd get outed

as the sick internet weirdo that you are.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

I wasn't here much

but shirley you can glasscock some

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

haha

I love teh seams

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)