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# Crockit an Tibs

Biggars!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning sir, and a hearty woo to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'Ning!
Hope you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I'm splendid thanks.
Or as Purple Ronnie would say... I'm pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyface =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# speaking of odd turns of phrase
this made me snort with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Haha, ace!
Word, dude. You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# recovering from a horrible cold
so sort of, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'ning kenny!
Hows work? Still busy?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hey dude!
*gives KW several weeks worth of backdated ruffles*

Work's still busy, but settling down - Last month's overtime was ridiculous; this month's will be paltry.

I'm getting a bit more time in the office again now, so I can post occasionally.

You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yea not too bad mate
I'm looking at buying lego at the moment. I feel that the child in me has been neglected.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Sounds like a plan!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# That said, all this new lego is shit.
Its practically made for you.
In my day we made spaceships purely with 2x2 and 1x4 blocks.
None of this custom made shit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Custom made?!
What manner of outlandish fuckery is this?

*investigates*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# You can't tell me these are made with standard blocks
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B000HHHT4Q/ref=dp_image_0/203-3115355-1127158?ie=UTF8&n=468292&s=kids

It takes away the fun if you can build it without the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# O_o
^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I miss my lego now =(
I'm trawling ebay for those oldschool lego spaceships
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaaa!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(now censored for the precious ones amongst us)
Edit:Wow! I have wasted a year of my life at this place!
I would not change a thing:)
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# always great
but at this early hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Well the pool would be busy otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning ghosty!
Good point about the pool there =)

How goes it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Busy busy busy
Getting the decorators to finish the last of the refurb off today and sorting out this new online booking thing we've just started using.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Ooh, online booking?
Do you get to choose what kind of blankets?

a) Nice and soft
b) 100% SCRATCHY TORTURE
c) None
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Little do you know that your choice defaults to B no matter what you pick.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I know it well mate.
*remembers that night*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Duvet aktwally
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, that's excellent
but poss NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# nope.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Well yes actually, it is.
Do you have a proper job?

Ah 'Australian business owner' I see. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# The question really is "can he keep a proper job"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 14 hours a day,
Building product distribution.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Are you building the distribution, or distributing building products?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# the later.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# So you're an adult then.
Who can tell the difference between porn and notporn, presumably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Nice profile....
"that's the thing. I'm just not interesting. I am in the real world, where people bond over mundane things like using the same sort of fucking body spray, but not here on the internet, where people need....more, really....."

Fucking emo.
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# *cries*
My feelings!

My poor internet feelings!

Excuse me while I pick up the broken pieces of my e-heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *polishes cutlass*
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# whilst you are down there....
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# have you always been a troll or is it just for your b3taday?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# more a b3taday & escapeism from the real pressures of business life thing.
thanks for helping guys.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# life's a bitch eh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# meh,
at the end of the day, I wouldnt change a thing.
Well, maybe, except for going into business 3 years ago with an embezeling fuck that I am in the middle of a fraud case against.
/been talking to the police again today blog.
/now works all on own & loves it blog.
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# You use the word 'business' like it's a badge of honour
without ever saying what your wonderful company does. Are you selling your old shit on ebay you fucking massive entrepreneur?

When I was in 'business' ( construction, did ok thanks ) I did not have time to wipe my arse, see my kid or spend enough time with my wife, well, enough to stop her deserting me anyway, let alone spend a year trolling b3ta telling people about my business but actually reading like an adolescent cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# You're a hod carrier?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# A YEAR OF NSFW
link it you cock

(also happy b3taday)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Gimme a minute & I might trim 30 pixels off the bottom.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# in the mean time FUCKING LINK IT WANKER!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Channel that rage!
'lo micto. How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# settle down Max
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 'ning Muggles!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 'ning KW!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogs!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *falls over*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# See,
I edit just for you preshus:)
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# oh piss off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# you not lyke my edit?
there there diddums,
come here & rest your head on my cock whilst I spunk in your eye.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Good grief!
/edit/ happy b3taday, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# thanks:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm still not sure how I feel about that
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Now I do feel speshal,
I got the genuine Tahkcalb B3taday jpeg!
Thanks mate:)

Alot of effort went in to being signed up here for a year I'll have you know!
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# Happy B3taday Sir Pigeon Nipples
love the bodgy censor sticker! When was Tipper Gore on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Phwoar!
Where can I find that delicious porn? *pulls on overcoat and flat cap*
(Revels, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# WOO AND YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# This
one-man-kittens-in-1980s-TV-show-vehicles-and-situations-bandwagon quite simply rocks my socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo!


I'm off for a fag... anyone care to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# The Purrfessionals?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hoorah!
fluff - check
transportation - check
80s TV nostalgia - check

I make that WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# wootastic!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)