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# I can only agree with the message behind this
and the surprised yet confused look on his face
(Northern Lovely, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# He's checking out the Specials Board...
...but he's left his kids specs at the apartment.
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I don't give a shit what anybody says
Yes, I'd like the kid to come back and not have been fucked through the eyes for the last few weeks.

But if she does, social services should get her the fuck away from those two. Stupid, stupid idiots.
(songsforeveryone, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# wouldn't the word 'unharmed' have been a slight improvement here?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Hands up anyone here who
thinks she's been playing on swings and watching cartoons for the last few weeks?
(songsforeveryone, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I think that I might speak for all parents on here when I say
that I would prefer to think that until such time as it is proved otherwise that she has been taken in order to fulfil a motherly void in somebody else's life.

Life's just a bit easier that way.

/quite aware of the harsh realities of life blog


edit: I am also aware that b3ta is not the place to be if one is easily offended by anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I'm surprised abducted by Aliens hasn't been suggested
Until now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# of course
it's been staring us in the face all along

she's been taken by alien for probing.

i'm not sure if that better then the paedos or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# depends on the alien
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I still like this
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# or dingoes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# haha
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *insert swinging on something else joke*
here
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I think she woke up and went out to the beach
and she's sharkfood, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# no
social services should smack them around a bit, but should not take the children away from them. cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# What's the difference between Social Services and a pit bull terrier?
You're likely to get at least part of your kid back from the pit bull terrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# now, this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I have two young dughters
i dont let them wander 5ft away from me when out and when there playing in the garden i check more frequently that 30 bloody minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I bet you
eat meals with them too - thats what I don't get, every family holiday I went on we all ate together.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Exatly
Holidays and time together is suposed to be the high points in parenthood
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ^THIS^
Most definitely this.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Because as shocking as it may sound,
it takes less than 30 minutes to abduct a child*.




*probably.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Exactly my point
I bet the leash is even tighter when you're somewhere unfamiliar, too.

"They were only 100 yards away".

100 yards away from where I'm sitting is the A1. Any parent round here wouldn't let kids that age out of their sight for 30 seconds, let alone 30 minutes.
(songsforeveryone, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# one of the theories for why man have a better spacial intelligence than women
is that girls are never allowed to wander by themselves by (over)protective parents.

You must realize that checking on them every 30 min is as efficient as a liquid ban on airplanes (i.e. it only makes sense under the assumption that all wrongdoings are "casual" and never properly planned)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:20, archived)