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# honestly... the places I go looking for my cousin's birthday pressie :(
sooo... Cameras both digital *and* anal. I
usual apologies for running windows, making it too wide, lacking humour or point, etc but hey, it's only 8k out of your life :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You have an IBM thinkpad...
AICMFP!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# hey, i'm writing from one of those.
it's been a good friend thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *hearts his thinkpads*
(well, one is a work pc, but it's kinda mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# dont get me wrong... they're good laptops.... they just look shit
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hmm...
X31: small, matt black finish, has a keyboard-light, decent screen (apart from in *bright* daylight) AND a nipple.
what looks good to you in a laptop? shiny chrome accents and blue LEDs everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Only one nipple?
No fun...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it's not a nipple, it's a clitty thing
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I have to ask
batsgirl if I want any more :$
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# No, X31's are shit.
Keyboard's too small for anyone older than 12.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
awwwww bless.
best typing and gaming keyboard I've ever had.
the pointer in the middle helps lots too.
and no, I don't have beadlehands either
/10th span on piano each hand for those musically minded
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm quite happy with mine
besides, the keys are the same size as a desktop keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# i have an A20m
a bit slow and old, but i love it. even if it's HD is not big enough for all my porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# just because they're not shiney like MACs or Vaios
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# the ones i've seen knocking around this office... and the one my gf got from work just look angular and old...
YES! YOU HEARD ME!
I THINK YOUR LAPTOP LOOKS OLD AND CACK!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *takes a righteously indignant dump on your pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# the IBM terms are
"conservative and business-like"

with a slight bonus you can clock someone round the head with it and be typing on it when people rush round to see what the scream was for...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# they look like you can beat a man to death with it and still play a game of minesweeper afterwards.
and they probably do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
del winmine.exe

I don't know what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# indeed
not the fastest, but it's stood up to a load of abuse without moaning. battery's getting a bit shagged now though - I get about 30 minutes tops without mains :(
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *creates Tray Icon Quiz*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# euuurrghh! AVG :(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# too many tray icons!
i hate them and their footprints

edit: but not too much to join in :D

name mine



edit2: you're all rabbish

foobar2000
wireless
yahoo widgets
ps hot launch
atnotes
nod32
power
tiny firewall
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# meh
autohide is for the weak
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Porn spyware
Wireless
More spyware
Monopoly houses
Flying post-it notes
More spyware
Volume
Power
Little ninja guy stealing all your red dots
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# the first one is alienware methinks
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Alienware
wireless connection
some sort of music software
email program
yellow blob
green and white blob
sound
running on mains
shark infested desktop software
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# What are all these icons in my tray?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Wireless network connection
Volume control
Battery on charge (or sommit. Running on mains?)
AVG
Messenger
Porn spyware
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Pfft
Running on mains and the program which runs my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# S3 is the graphics device driver
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ooo puzzle
i'd say (left to right)
Wireless network connectivity
Sound
Power (battery symbol when not plugged into mains)
AVG anti virus shield
Messenger
S3 trio video shitness.

do i win geekoftheweek?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Yay!
I'd never really noticed that s3 thing was there before
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# S3 make the chipset
for your graphics adapter. They are in the same business as ATI without any of the actual ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# came raking?
I've never been that excited while gardening
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Damn, b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# rake by holding the handle with your japseye

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# And any dead slugs or snails you rake in can aid in lubrication
Else you're in for a few splinters
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *opens skull*
*removes brain*
*applies Mr Sheen*
*replaces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# My computer hates me
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# tell me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# kitten porn is for kitty fiddlers
That wrong
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this I like.
possibly expand with "safe search? on this machine? NO results found. not a single one. shame on you"
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i can't believe
you're running wind- oh

and fancy making it too wi- oh

and what's your poi- oh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Came raking?
Bet that was embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# It would be less kbs if it was png
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Dave!
Made any 8-colour cars lately?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I've never made any at all actually :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# you took that capture at 10:30
*Columbos*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# one more thing
A network cable is unplugged
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# But its connected to the wireless network
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# this^^
though that was local-time, which would seem to be my habitual 5-10 minutes after everyone else nearby :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)