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I trust you have a hamper of toothsome victuals

Today, I have a deep-fried pizza slice, two scotch eggs and some chips all washed down with 2 litres of Irn Bru. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

I am not having lunch

as I am fasting for my sins.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

no need

have chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

I'm moving house tomorrow so I have no food in the house :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

move close to a chippy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)

I live near several,

but I have no cash on me and it's a long walk to a cash point.

One of the chippies is called "300 spartans"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

that is a very strange name for a chippy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

I know,

luckily I don't walk past there on my drunken way home or I'd shout something inappropriate.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

Oh!

I used to live on tyler avenue, which I believe is just 'round the corner from there!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

they

have these things called "shops" a marvel of modern technology takes out all the need for that "nasty kill it first before you put in it your mouth, Nigel dear" business

EDIT (given the above reply): and also this thing called "shoplifting"

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

No time,

I have an exam at 4.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

and this is why

your mum always use to say "have breakfast dear"

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

I'm a student, I'm used to having breakfast at 5pm

my body is tuned for this,

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

Hurrah

Today for lunch I am having

1 x fried egg sandwich (no sauce)
1 x soft juicy pear
1 x French fancy
1 x glass of water with a slice of lemon in it
1 x shot of brandy

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

No chilli sauce and chutney?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)

Chilli sauce on eggs?

Are you Mexican?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

welsh

I believe from the letters written in to Radio 4

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

You have clearly not seen Red Dwarf

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

I don't watch much telly.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

Then you would not understand

It's a hangover cure: triple fried egg butty with chilli sauce and chutney.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

It's like a cross between food...

...and bowel surgery.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

Those of us who live where it's a bit warmer

fancey things called "spices".

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

I love spicy foods

but I am a purist when it comes to eggs.

[edit] that wasn't meant to be an anti-Mexican comment btw, it's just they're the only folk I know who have chilli and eggs.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

Bangladeshi

Curry with eggs. Yum.

"Red Wizard needs to fart, badly..."

/Gauntlet voiceover blog

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Oh, it didn't look racist to me,

but thanks for your concern: two splashes of jalepeno sauce would be my limit for an egg sandwich, that's my version of purist-ism. Then salt, pepper, and bring on the MAYO!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

Brandy?

that's a breakfast thing, Shirley?

fried egg sandwich, yum, one French fancy is not enough

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

I already had one today

and don't want to turn into a fat(ter) bint.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

is it lunchtime

coffee

but I bloody wish I had chips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

you bloody should have chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

I am not having lunch

I am bunking off early today, so I had a HUGE breakfast instead

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

hurray

for Friday afternoons off!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

Indeed

Having been here since 7.30, I think I've earned it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

we have run out of mexicana cheese

so I had to have a cheddar and chilli sauce toastie, which wasn't as good.

Sour Cream & Chive Jacket crisps, an apple, a banana and diet coke completed this ensemble

I'm still hungry. I need more

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

Mexicaaaaaaaaaaana

I love that stuff

and Y Fenni

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

I've never had Mexicana

but cheddar and chilli sauce toastie sounds Braw!

EDIT: Well done!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

not as good as mexicana though (from Morrison's)

although some fool here doesn't like it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

*Stands proudly*

*accepts the honour*
*gets more food*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

I had salt and pepper squid with a greek salad.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

was it rubbery?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yes. I told the chinese owner and he said "Oh, thankyou velly much".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Lacist!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

I thought this crap had stopped

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

Have chips with that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

fashions come and go prod!

I think you and micto should form a super hero partnership :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

to the cunty mobile!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

I went on holiday and overspent

meaning I have 2 pounds to last me until next month.

Today's luch is jellybeans from the counter at the side of the office and a piece of bread if anyone has some.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)

poor

very poor

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

vegetable cup-a-soup

Thai style chicken cup-a-soup
Chilli heatwave flavoured Doritos
and some malt loaf

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)

Yummmmm, malt loaf!

With butter?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

nah

just cheese

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

Just marg i'm afraid!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

Too much powder

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

I have boiled water then added to said powder!

I don't just pour the contents of the sachet down my throat, a la sherbet!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Malt loaf is Braw!

They should make malt loaf cup-a-soup

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

nothing.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

you make me ashamed

what would your mum and dad say?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

my mum would shake her head and waggle her finger at me.

and i haven't seen my dad since i was 12 so bollocks to him!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

I thought you were married?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

i am....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

Not wishing to probe too deeply into your marital relations

but why isn't your wife feeding you?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

i'm too lazy to make my lunch in the moring

and when she works nights i get my own dinner.
i just haven't had the inclination or been hungry lately.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

anchovie and mushroom pizza

left over from last night.

mmmmm salty goodness

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

Left over Pizza is ace

but I never leave any

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

i had roast vegetables with some bread for dinner.

after eating cunting roast vegetables for nearly a month and a half now, i'm starting to get proper bored with it. i want some proper baked or boiled stuff, rather than dried out, burned pumpkin.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

This may be a silly question

but why are you eating food you don't want to?

*shock* you're not posting from prison are you?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

well, i'm too short on cash to pay for my own food.

so i'm working and in exchangei get food and shelter. it's a bit unfortunate, but it's the best way to go at the moment. australians also have crap salads.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

Are you in Oz?

My drummer's fucking off over there for a few months at the end of this month.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

i am quite in australia yes.

on the sydney south coast to be precise.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

And you can't find decent food?

You're not trying.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

^this^

with added salvos vouchers and shopliftng tips

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

I've always been in Oztralia

but I'm just a little bit north, on the North Sydney coast & I had yummy pizza tonight (and a few stouts). BTW, it's winter here and we are having the same weather as you poms in summer!!!

(d4rr3n, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

I have never eaten a crap salad, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

You crazy english.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

actually i'm belgian.

and where exactly do you live?

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)

Sydney. Newtown to be precise.

How far south are you?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

tilba tilba

way south.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

It sounds like you need to ESCAPE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

where do you suggest?

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

Normally I'd say that Maitland/Hunter valley is nice in the winter

but maybe not this year.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

it's all flooded.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oooh, do you know Jean Claude Van Damme?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

nah, he lives in the americas.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

So eat the rabbits instead

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)

i would if i didn't already eat them.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

beef and salad sandwich

And possibly a macaroon if they've not all been munched.

Deep fried pizza slice?! Your poor heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

I had that same thought!

About the pizza, not the beefs.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

sounds braw

I'm just about to go to Tesco to get a feast. I'm unsure as to what it will contain, although i'm sure some mini cheese and pickle pork pies will be in the cards.

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mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

nooooooodles

with added Chilli sauce

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

Dodgy sarnie from dodgy work cafe, involving eggs

Can of coke, packet of HOT Monster Munch.

(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

You should definitely introduce some monster munch to the inside of your sarnie before eating it.

Crispy sandwiches = numnumnum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)

YES

Yes yes yes. MMm. I might buy 2 packets and have one as pudding.

(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

are you sure you're in Leeds

IT'S still pi$$ing it down on Burley Road

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

BACON

Crispy bacon + mayo, in a bap. All anyone could ever want!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

No lunch for me

the canteen food isn't anywhere near good enough to walk that far for.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Slobway

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

Humbled:

*Bows*

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

dunno yet

I might just get a sandwich, as twice this week I've been recognised on the tube by barstaff who work around here, and I think that should tell me something about the amount of time I spend in the local pubs.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

Why can't you let this die?

An hour ago I had a pint of baked potato with bolognese and cheese and 330 mL coca~cola.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

'noon Waspy

how goes it?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

'noon sir

not bad, was in the US with work all week, got back yesterday and am a bit spaced today.

How's your good self?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

I like it

You probably would if you altered your lunch occasionally.

Thank you for the wonga. :)

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Pleasure!

I liked it when the Duke did it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

eggmayo and bacon sandwiches a bottle of sprite and a slice of chocolate cake

ifeel a bit sick now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

cheese biscuits with assorted international cheeses

brie
dolcelatte
cheddar

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

I'm going to have thick chunky slices of dead potato

with a HUGE throbbing aunt bessie 14KG Burger

with some fucking sainsburys basics beans!

a full tin, of watery tomato sauce
with about 7 beans in it

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

14KG?

That is a BURGER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

Cheese n pickle sammich

bag of expensive rubbish crisps (not havin them again)
a nana
nice coffee :9

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)