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# Some Fridays he could just close his eyes...
and float away...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# beware the judderman, when the moon is fat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# loved that advert :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT THEN
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# because I love you more!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that came after the one with whatsit out of Boosh didn't it
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
yes
hi, i'm a freelance scientist
it was woeful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I think he keeps fairly quiet about it
funnily enough!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# What's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# one of Julian Barratt's first acting jobs
was in that Smirnoff Ice ad
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# :O I don't remember that?!
*hurries off to the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's what's technically known
as a judder.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# shir advert reminiscence
involving him out of boosh that isn't noel thingy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# noel thingy went to the same university/college (technically it's both) as me and manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Loved the drink too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# The judderman is my role model for life.
He has awesome hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# it's full of bauxite?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Yes. This is the way I want my hair to be.
Or like Tom Waits down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Is he drowning?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# swimming...
I'm clearly not very good at drawing happy box people...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oh no, it's only because he's vertical...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ah, but he's underwater / in the sky
umm... ah it's a daydream... he's doing wahtever you want him to be doing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# i had this very same dream once....
then i fell out of bed as i hit the surface
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Last night I dreamt about twigs
/dull
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# You should think about branching out
/coat
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# had a very odd dream about
ants... itchy fuckers!!!

/fact
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# the other morning i dreamt that i punched some on repetedly until their face was a bloody mess
i'm not sure what it means, but it happened.

[edit]curse my dislaxicks fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# 'dreamt'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i've hurt my back...
i can hardly walk and my back is fucked as a 14 year old boy decided to kick me in the back...

i work in a fucking school!

Does anyone else feel my pain?
(I helped save b3ta! squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'll your pain if you want...
*feels*

Mmm... moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# not yours
but my own back pain is becoming a nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yes, I see an osteopath every few months
and find myself unable to stand at least once a year.

I hope yours wears off and isn't a recurring injury like mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i get a muscle pain in my back, quite low down, on the left
every time i have lots of sex
it's quite annoying
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# good lord...
get a new mattress?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
mattress carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# it seems impact related
tell him to only stick it halfway in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# i suggest legal action against them for violent conduct and ABH
also at least a suspension pending an enquiry with possible explusion.

compensation would be good as well as i'm sure you're emotionallly weak about resuming your duties and frightened that i will happen again.

and i don't think you've beeen sleeping right.

[edit]also, i have no back pain and am like a coiled spring waiting to strike.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)