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# Technogoly these days...
MOD EDIT: That is way too big for the board - try saving as a jpeg next time instead of a png
(sarah90 >you, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# is it
tuesday?
should've stayed at work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# !

Half a fucking meg!

They're all on tonight......
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# almost...
I dont know how its even possible

Forgot not to come back tonight after being on this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# so it is
this goes here then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# it isn't the end of the world
everyone has broadband
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# You know this for a fact do you
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# sort it out
if you don't have broadband, you must have too much time on your hands to be on the message board,

either way you get no sympathy from me
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I'll make a new Notts badge
'specially for you
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I have left nottingham
for good
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Nottingham's loss..
a sad sad day....
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# and some have a bandwidth allowance which cannot be exceeded.
And no choice of ISP.
Not everone is as lucky as you but most don't feel the faq should be ignored because they don't agree with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# too fucking big
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# damn right!
'Ning mate.
Fucking cold here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hi.
png format is not appropriate for this kind of image. A jpeg would have worked much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I would like to announce my agreement with your statement.

However, a woo and a Welcome! await the poster, should they decide to edit their post with an image with a file size of a more reasonable nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I endorse this agreement.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I concur
with this endorsement of an agreement with this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# i have found
that this concurment is in violation of district code 9.16.5.7.2 (paragraph [c]) and therefore must close down this argument for fear of dangerous chevrons appearing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Yeah, .bmp is much more suitable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# bitmaps make everything better
I just can't get enough of those megabytes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I want bitmaps to be real, physical objects.
Imagine getting in a fight and producing a massive bitmap to do some whacking!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Won't it be heavy under the weight of all dem megabytes?
You could probably launch it from some weapon though. That'd shut someone up. Bitmap style.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Ah I suppose that's true.
Though what if it was pocketable like a small avatar, but extremely sturdy like a windows background? It would be like throwing a ball bearing! A fucking 3 meg ball bearing raining down on someone's head! But with a picture of something on it. And 2 dimensional.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# You could, like, store it in a tangible jpeg preview
Then activate it from a great height above someone's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Reverse guillotine!
*upward loading smash*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
That never occurred to me.
What a smashing decapitation! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# BIIIGARRR
Z
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# What?
Why?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Better start running!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hahah. and also..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Rawr!!!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Arf!
I'd like to think that one day there'd be a b3ta zoo.
Though something tells me that would be called "Teh B3ta asylum for the graphically insane"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Zoo? No, they're all house pets. Naughty ones, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# goats.cx?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# needs more
Blessed


apologies
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
edit : Teehee, it looks like Brian has the party hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Don't know if this hosting allows linking...
testing...

*zapped*
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# That also appears to be almost half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Blimey
You're not wrong. Odd hosting - it slightly shrunk the pixel size of the animation and more than doubled the filesize. I've now zapped it.
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Pwaaaar!
*engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I love this one
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# WIS
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# guess you
don't like it then..
(sarah90 >you, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Read your replies and learn
If there is anything you don't understand, ask.

edit: You're lucky you have a fanny. People* will be nicer

*hetrosexual males
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# The image is fine,
it's just a little large.
If you click "switch to image mode" when you next post a new image you can upload the image to b3ta's server and your picture will automatically be thumbnailed if it's too big.

However, I'd suggest you have a look at this handy optimisation tutorial too...
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# It's not that Sarah
Its just that the file size is too big.
Read the FAQ and read the B3TA board for a few weeks before you post.
You are very welcome here anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *ahem*
barclay.textdrive.com/~jazzman/images/teeshirt121.JPG
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You got a surprisingly lully response, actually
I was expecting more "GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET" and "OH GOD MY PIPES MY PIPES MY PRECIOUS DOWNLOAD PIPES"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# pics fine but veeeeery large
there is an FAQ that should help you to understand filesize. You shouldnt have anything over 250kb. In fact the smaller the better. Not sure what software you are using but you should have saved it as a jpg as the file should compress a lot better than png.
May be worth editing your post and replacing it with a smaller file as Im getting a bit scared by the angry people around here. Best not to bait them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# 50k for images
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# ooops
head is in anim mode soz
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Welcome to grey-area country.
So long as an image is suitably optimised it's fine. Most of the time that means it's under 50kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Or you could try
www.tubgirl.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# ...
homepage.ntlworld.com/p.blackman/tubgirl.gif
...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# That's not nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Fucks sake. Learn something about file sizes before you join a graphics-based board
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Are you related to Joe90?
Also: BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Stick around and you'll soon get the hang of it.

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# :)
love that film, although not quite sure how it got the cult status it seems to have (worked in an office for 5 weeks, and if i have my way that's it for life)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Yep, good film..
and i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to watch it again over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *puts cover sheet on TPS report*
/job is actually writing TPS reports (but called something else) blog
(Londingham ., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# You live here
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)