b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7374693 (Thread)

# Cat Scans!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# There must be a vast pile of felines behind the scanner
or does the scan vaporise them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# there's some mouse operated machinery that brings them round to the front again
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *wants chocolate biscuit*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I'm going to bed lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I'm going to go watch
my bagpuss video.

damn I'll have to dig out my vcr
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# with rubber bands
as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# felines.....lines of fee
*snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more spong
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Woo, but this^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I see goatse in every circle
what have you done b3ta? what have you done to me?
*clicks the woo*

*edit* what was the pushy thing before it was a cat pusher?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# a 'thing' used for pushing
powder into cannons - the correct term escapes me
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# is it a ramrod?
Can't be arsed to google anything.
I'm off to bed. Bon nuit
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# something like that
i think?
google does not work on sheer will power alone as i to cannot be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# *Yay!*
I hate cats.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# WHY?
They're so arrogant i can't help but be enntertained
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Not sure...I just don't like them.
Pooches are Win.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Best thing EVER to do to cats:
1. Wait until cat is standing side-on to you.

2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.

3. Gently but firmly pull them towards you.

4. Watch cat slide off its own feet with an indignant bump. Rejoice in mirth and merriment.

5. Wait for the cat to get up again.

6. Repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ah
my problem with cats is step 2b :(

2. Take hold of the two legs on the side of the cat that is facing away from you.
2b. Remove claws from arms and/or teeth from hands.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Ah
Our cat Hamlet is a big fat ginger cushion on legs, he goes FLUMP and looks up at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you do it again, then looking at you as if you've wounded his little kitty soul, before standing up, letting you etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# You are WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# :(
@D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# cats, dogs, crocodiles, pigeons...?
its all fluff! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# s'ok
you are in fact, correct.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# yay
and it's thoughtful to have a wide variety of cats
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I would have been lazy
and looped after the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Racial equality and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha!
night yous guys

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# YAY!
now i shall dream of flying cats, flying through the air
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# aww lookit the cute
kittikat



nsfe
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# CATSPACK!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# woo
here,

have a lab report to go with your catscan -

(Pouched_species, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Splendid
and for that I'll give you my catscan

sorry took awhile to upload as i lost my details. (more time than it did to make anyway ;))
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# awwwww that's gonna leave a smear
when the lid goes down - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)