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# I wanna clock thread too...
Have a blast from teh 1950's (even before my tiem)

(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ROCK!!!!!
on a CLOCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Rock around the clock?
/Stab in the dark blog
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ouch - my dark place
I've been stabbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Wow, that was lucky/unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Well he's already dead....
so I'd say lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# still
it's not nice to be stabbed... especially there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Can you still feel when you're dead?
does that mean my 'victims' could still have enjoyed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# well they could have done
but they probably didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# thank god for that
now if you'll excuse me, I'll stand in a dark room and stab wildly completely unphased by the lesson I'd just learned
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ohhh ffs!!!!
your right...kill me now!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *clutches at chest wound*
Damn... *pant pant*... I was so close!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# DIMRILL NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# you've punctured his insanity gland!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *gasps!*
*Starts selling insurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# oh right
just rub salt in my wounds too...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Well yea, but I don't think I can kill a ghost through stabbing
Unless I killed a knife and used the ghost knife to stab you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# You couldn't use a ghost knife
You'd have to kill a knife and then get another ghost to use it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# it worked for Lady Macbeth
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# in this book
called Macbeth

foreword by Konrad Bartelski
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i've read macbeth
and you sir are a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# this is a different Macbeth
in this one he runs a haberdashery in Stockport
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I wonder if you can hire ghost assassins
Pay them with freshly burned ghost money
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# YO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Can a ghost assassin kill a man's ghost before they're dead?
More importantly, what do ghosts eat?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# yes
and we're all kept of a diet designed by Gillian McKeith... so it's mostly poo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# but I bring a packed lunch of crisps and a jam sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# So we've established that ghosts eat normal non-ghost food
So they are affected by matter.

Is it possible to make a ghost-bag that you can trap ghosts in?
And what element are ghosts made up of? Ghost carbon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
#
smegma ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# You sure? I thought ectoplasm was a ghostly by-product
Do they eat ghost fruit from fruit that died but wasn't eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# all food you've eaten becomes ghost food
stands to reason if you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Well no, surely fruit is dead when you buy it.
Like steak and such forth. So at the point they're picked/chopped up, they'd become ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# no
when they're picked / killed they become ghost versions of what they were... every bite you take out of a sandwhich the corresponding bit appears in the ghost world. It's getting a bit cluttered.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# So does that man if a man gets his arm chopped off, there will be a ghost arm?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# yup
waiting for the rest of him... there's whole room full of them... they wrestel and play the piano and do finger painting - it a whole world of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Ghostland sounds scary
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# nah - it's pretty cool
and all the finest women in history are here... but old, unless they died young... which a lot of them didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# sounds like a lot of work to me
I wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# rock out with your clock out?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Get your clocks off,
get your clocks off, honey?

Edit: what happened to the wanking baby watch up there?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# flav!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Flava flaaaaaaaaav!
*puts viking hat on* wassup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Did you see that dating program with him on?
Oh it was masterful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# no, I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# 911 is a joke in my town.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7375728
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# how now black cow
word to bird
word to bird


/flava flav blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# rock will rot your teeth over time?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# sitting on the clock of the bay?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# woman where's my dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# In that case...
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# that's nicely done
took me a while too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# most kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# But it's a
coolish, wet day in July...

Top Shop.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It was indeed called 'Orwell's Clock' when first posted, many moons ago...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# nice
1
(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I'd love to have one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# clock time sugar treat seaside stars!
As sung by Buddy Holly and the Crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# space clock... in a bucket of white wine
while comets attempt to fertalise it? And sticks of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Everyone, to B3ta-on-sea!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# \o/
*jumps in rubber ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Britain's Most Dysfunctional Resort
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Christ, can you imagine it?
It'd be like Skegness, just with more cock
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# MORE?
Skegness has a fair bit of cockas it is doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)