Needs more Situationist practice of wandering around appreciating psychogeography!
I'm off to the shop - anyone want anything?
/edit/ have a woo and a little fondle if you are a virgin.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53,
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/edit/ have a woo and a little fondle if you are a virgin.
hahahaha, and there I was going to let you fill the position of PA
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55,
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You love it when I call you names.
I'd be the good kind of PA, I'd wear a pencil skirt.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56,
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how do i look?
*does the tits and arse in same shot pose*
*sucks finger*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02,
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*sucks finger*
I think you're meant to suck your own one
*wipes finger on shirt*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02,
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*provides spinny chair*
*pays for tealady*
"Now, take down everything I say, Miss Wow..."
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59,
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"Now, take down everything I say, Miss Wow..."
it'd have to be a tealady,
can't be doing with one of those tea making machines,
got to be proper tea, brewed and served properly!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:01,
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got to be proper tea, brewed and served properly!
I was talking with a physicist today
we were talking about Higgs particles
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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The last time I had a Magnum was in Turkey
and it was like cherry ripple and lurrrrvely and I've never seen one since
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02,
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you need the columbian white
fantastic. makes life just like the adverts
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03,
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i used to have standards
now i smoke Mayfair smooths
DAMN YOU TAX HIKES!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03,
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DAMN YOU TAX HIKES!
Alright actually
my clothes smell a lot nicer for starters.
Although my lungs appear to be trying to rid themselves of the years of tar coatings: I'm coughing up really rank gunge.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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Although my lungs appear to be trying to rid themselves of the years of tar coatings: I'm coughing up really rank gunge.
Coz it's got my name in it
My name being Dave Laird - as it happens
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00,
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