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# Probly bindun many times before but


It's been in my head all damn day...

Be gentle, its my first time.
(Egads! It's a yank!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Needs more Situationist practice of wandering around appreciating psychogeography!
I'm off to the shop - anyone want anything?


/edit/ have a woo and a little fondle if you are a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha, and there I was going to let you fill the position of PA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# You love it when I call you names.
I'd be the good kind of PA, I'd wear a pencil skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *jealousnesses*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :D
Don't worry, you can borrow it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# how do i look?
*does the tits and arse in same shot pose*
*sucks finger*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I think you're meant to suck your own one
*wipes finger on shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# what have you been touching!?!?!
tastes like prawn!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# MMMMMMM
Prawn....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I had sushi for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# let's negotiate terms...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I want a spinny chair.
And more tea than I can drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *provides spinny chair*
*pays for tealady*

"Now, take down everything I say, Miss Wow..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# YESES!
*glomp* best boss ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# it'd have to be a tealady,
can't be doing with one of those tea making machines,
got to be proper tea, brewed and served properly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# am currently trying to get this into the sun
story about beckham pics in pigs blood

rather doubtful.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# If only!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha, you never know!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# OK
2 mind-piss flavoured cornettos

/edit/ 3
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Hoi!
Just ONE Cornetto!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# cornetto
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Magnum
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# with or without Higgins?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I was talking with a physicist today
we were talking about Higgs particles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# What type?
there's about eleventy now I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Them Ecuador dark ones aren't as nice as I thought they'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# The last time I had a Magnum was in Turkey
and it was like cherry ripple and lurrrrvely and I've never seen one since
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# That does sound nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# you need the columbian white
fantastic. makes life just like the adverts
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'm not a huge fan of white chocolate
too sweet for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# 20 L&B
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# L&B!?
you dirty swine
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Camel blues FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# You smoke dead camels?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Course I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# i used to have standards
now i smoke Mayfair smooths

DAMN YOU TAX HIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha mayfair.
My pikey princess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I gave up
they always thought I was a quitter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Alright actually
my clothes smell a lot nicer for starters.

Although my lungs appear to be trying to rid themselves of the years of tar coatings: I'm coughing up really rank gunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Aaargh!
Your user name confuddles me!
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# It makes him think of regalness.
Not quiffy lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Mohawk Lovelyness now chica
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# show me show me show me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Woooow.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Coz it's got my name in it
My name being Dave Laird - as it happens
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Oooooh Well My name is..
Laird Dave Iain Gillespie of Kincavel
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Well
the initial shock of seeing my own name (albeit reversed) as someone else's user name has worn off now.

I'm off now - curry tonight and birthday this weekend beckon - I'll be back on Monday.

Ta'ra
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Toodles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Packet of prawn cocktail crisps
and a kit kat dark

please
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# "Boo"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *DOESN'T strip clothes off and leap at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# now that
is surprising!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Magneto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Some raw herring would be nice
hold the onions though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# pffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha fucking ace!
I wish there was an 'I like this' button
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Ace!
If he'd done the "Come to Daddy" video he would have blown that old woman's head off.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha
That is su-fricken-perb.
woo!
(Euan_Kerr, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I've just done a sex wee in my pance because of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# second wave, divide!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# third wave - deride!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Very nice, great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# very nice
woo! to you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I've never seen in Bindun
and it is Highly WOOO! great virgin post :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)