Konnie Huq (see above)
Irritating bint what's just left Blue Peter. For some reason a number of the men on here (and the Captain) seem to want to do unnatural things to her...
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54,
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because she is sexy
and oh so very innocent
edit: on that note i'm off for a nap
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58,
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edit: on that note i'm off for a nap
I knew someone would think of that
I'm just scared that I did too...
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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what - with the plastic bag and the gaffer tape?
I thought it was just me that did that
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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or the handle of a carrier bag.
But a belt is better- although a tie is best, for some reason.
Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?
A belt works quite well cos it's quick release
Unless you don't want to release them of course.
Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10,
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Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....
I like ties.
I have a thing about them. especially school ties.
There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.
wearing nowt but it.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13,
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There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.
wearing nowt but it.
i went to a bad taste party a few years ago
there was a couple there who were paula yates
and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18,
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and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease
not this again
I only went to his hotel room to ask for an autograph. How many more times!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07,
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OK, WE GOT A HUTCHENCE SITUATION HERE FOLKS
NOBODY SLAM THE DOOR.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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Were you staring? Dribbling?
Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!
/Too much caffeine blog
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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/Too much caffeine blog
I walked past him
(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.
I did have bright scarlet red hair....
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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I did have bright scarlet red hair....
Dirty, dirty bitch.
You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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For some reason
I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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Maybe if we created Mick Huqnall
Everyone would be weirded out.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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