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# Die Hard 5: Die Slappy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I could watch this for hours
is it edited in some amazing subtle way, or just a cut out section looped?
either way I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# he's added bruce in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oooh.
keen.
(where's the original from then? I'm spacked out)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# i would say 'school for scoundrels'
with jon heder

the remake of the terry thomas movie, which was either on last night or is on tonight, i forget which.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# It was on a couple of nights ago
Didn't watch it, Mr Trellis was incensed that they'd remade it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i watched the original recently
it's got some fantastic moments, but it's fairly pedestrian

remakes, however, suck donkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i felt that way when they remade the ladykillers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# don't even go there, my favourite ealing comedy
I refuse to watch the remake, on principle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i refused
because it had tom hanks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# there is that as well...
The Green Mile, that was the film he was ok in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# saving private ryan
but he died at the end, so there was something to look forward too.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I'd like to slap John Heder.
.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^this^
*readies slapping glove*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Rated G
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant!
/the new D.H. film is good fun as well, although not a patch on 3 IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# aye it were good
but the ending seemed really anticlimactic
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yeah, kind of a letdown from the previous ones
but still, good fun nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# whats 3 IMHO?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i'd guess
Die Hard 3, In My Honest Opinion
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh, i see.
wow. i learn something new every day on here!
and yes, 3 was very good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# One of the lesser known droids from Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Winner!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Eyethangyouverymuch
I'll be here all day.

No, really... I'll be here all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# well, then entertain us!!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *dances*
*juggles*
*plays the pianola with teeth*

Why isn't this working?

*tells succession of cock jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# How's things Satan-wise?
You've not needed your concubines much...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# no indeed
:(

mind you, I for one have been a little busy

but not today!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i'd like to conk your bine!
i'm sorry, that didn't make any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# no
but it made me moist anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *slips*
moist?
MOIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *mops*
sorry :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
What ARE you up to young Mink?

The bines are over here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oops
my mistake

*conks bines*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Awwww....
Look at him go...

It's a bit like watching industrial machinery in action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Satan is busy making ringtones....
I think that alone quailfies me as the real Satan...

However, now you come to mention it, I've not been paying my concubines enough attention...

*smooshes Trellis and Debbil in a Satanic fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *devil-glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ah it's a hard life being Satan...
*enjoys while poking pitchfork into sinners rears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# all day
every day

because one kid won't let us stop!

lets go and see side show bab and she if he has any of his legal over the counter wake up drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# 3 Inches from Making Henrietta Orgasm
classic pseudoporn
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# damn!
always 3 inches short...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *gives number of John Wayne Bobbit's surgeon*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 3 indian men having operations.
it's a bollywood dance classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Woo!
*click*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha
slap slap slap
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Bruce is such a good actor...
Chjeck out his range...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)