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# MeccaCard
Earn points while you martyr.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# enhance
image
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Biggar!
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# My hamster just died from exhaustion!
To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# christ on a bike
either your hosting is shit
or this is bastard massive
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# suffering fuck
you broke my internets
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# 400 fucking k?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Shit!
Someone pressed the big red button!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# It's peuce
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Pedant.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# yr img iz to bg
to bg!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# fuckin' ell
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# That's fucking big.
please keep images to 50Kb, for the sake of those users on dial-up.

also that bloke reminds me of Boon. Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Nope
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Jeez dial up?
They'll have to come back tomorrow for that image! I believe it's for peeps too tightarsed not to get capped broadband as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Get with the times grandad
people on internet phones don't want to be downloading pics that big either.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I must admit that when I'm on b3ta on my xda
you fuckers cost me a fortune ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Subtle..
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hmmm, Yeah...
I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and optimize this...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hello there :)
You'd get a friendlier response from everyone if you could optimize or link very large images like this one. Recommended filesizes for still images on the board is 50kb.
If you'd like some tips on optimizing just ask here, people are usually happy to help :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# sorry
OK chaps - sorry. as always reading the FAQ too late :( thumbnailed and modded - sorry.
(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# No worries mate.
Top response.
Welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# winnar! \(^o^)/
you gave b3ta wood again. now everything is good again.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Try using the image hosting provided by b3ta.
It automatically thumbnails large images such as this.

Aside from the filesize, lovely first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# This is bigger than God.

YOU'VE RUINED HISTORY.

That said, nice first image :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha
"ruined history" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *grin*
Funnily enough, there's a lost CFA somewhere with that as the hatless guy's wail of grief. But I can't be bothered to seach the universe for it. It's probably shite. :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
#
Hello new person. Thanks for reading our FAQ. Cheers.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# you want to make that about 10% of the file size
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ouch. Perhaps making the pic a tad tiddly bit smaller?
Or feel the pain of B3ta Nazi jackboot up jacksy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Shit on a fucking stick
*rams pens into both eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
#
I'm torn between the usual 'welcome/shop/kitten' response, and 'optimise you cunt'.

Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# cunt?
im ok with the cunt bit. like being at my nans
(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# In which case I refuse.
And will go with:

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair.

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!

I clicked anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)