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# This is definitely the winner in my eyes!
Right, I'm wearing a dress, high heels, and I have an interview in 1.5 hours. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# You'll be fine hun
Wow them or scare them into giving you the job!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# No such joy
the interview is with my rather frightening head manager. Who is wowed by NOTHING.

I'm just going to do what I do best, and waffle until she gives me the job to shut me up.

If I get it I'll be an executive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Go you!
*dons cheerleader outfit*
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Go and get that good job now!
Ra ra ra!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Do that high kick again, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Can't - I think I pulled something the first time
*limps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# you've pulled alright!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Who?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
no-one
*slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *sobs quietly*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# aw,
you pulled me sweety
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *cuddles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# well la-de-da!!!
best of luck captain!!!
will it mean less b3taering?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Possibly.
But I'll be on as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *hugs*
don't forget your poor old crew when you run the world......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *hugs*
course not!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# How could you not be wowed by Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# She's much taller than me!
And very powerful. 80s lady if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you're scared of an 80 year old?
just push her over and take her pension book... then scarper!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Just sleep with him,
that's the only true way women get good jobs.

edit: I should read things properly. Maybe that's why I misinterpreted the bible...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# And if my intrerviewer is a straight woman?
And I don't think my mum's ever slept with her bosses. She slept with someone she was the boss of once, back when she was a pub manager and my dad was a cellarman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Do you live on the set of coronation street?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# :-( no
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Situation-action-result.
Whenever they ask a question, follow the format "This is what the situation was, this is what I did about it and this was the outcome".

It's all anyone wants to hear, but people hardly ever answer properly.

Even if they were there when it happened, follow the same format. Don't assume they remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *notes down*
cheers gronky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# People always say to imagine the interviewer naked.
I prefer to imagine myself pushing all the stuff off their desk then kicking the computer and screaming at them, but sometimes that makes me start laughing in the middle of an interview.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# :D
Banzai!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# cor, proper advice
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# good luck cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Thank you love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ar good luck
interviewers are always a bit nervous themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Mine isn't
she's a strong lady!

Cheers mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# If there's one thing I've learned about "strong" leaders
its that they're (generally) lonelier than the loseringest nerds.

Try and get her out on the piss sometime.

Failing that, just call her bluff sometime (in a way that she'll laugh at). She'll respect the shit out of you and probably start telling you what she really thinks rather than what she's supposed to think.

This is all after you've got the job, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# :D You're a genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Are they Patrick Cox's shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Pffft, I wish.
They're Brantano- probably last me about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Good luck!
you did get the spaced reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Maybe you should try
making your own jokes in the future...

Please don't, I love teh Spaced!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I watched series two by accident again last night
... put it on and sat down with a smoke to take the edge off, worked my may through the whole series and a lot of smoke.

'twas ACE!

/deep voice blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# get off me you bummer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
#




... Skip to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Oooh, I did
I knew I should've bought 'Big Fat Cocks'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I did, I did!
I know, I should try buying my own shoes in future *bats self in face with bag*


And remember, girl power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *sticks fist in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Cor!
good luck and .... wowzer ... good look!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# :D cheers love!
You should see the shoes, they're the most 50s things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# take 'em off then.
the over powering stench wil make them give you the job right away to make you them back on....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Good lick - I hope it goes really well
...you'll do great I'm sure... and if not, there's probably plenty of people here willing to petrol bomb their offices.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Actually no bombing, for their offices are my offices.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ooohh-kay
*thinks*

we could let a family of stoats free in the air conditioning...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# High heels
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Very much so!
*teeters*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# What are they,
like 50's dolly type ones then?
Even better if you have a link somewhere! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# woo
Give it some kinda of movie statue kinda prize!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)