Not at all
but it's hardly the most flattering compliment to pay a woman.
Her doe-like eyes, bee-stung lips and natty dress sense might have been preferable topics of conversation.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26,
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Her doe-like eyes, bee-stung lips and natty dress sense might have been preferable topics of conversation.
Dawwwwww, Lump, yawl damn dawg, you aint got no leygs!
Sorry, Joe Cartoon moment.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:32,
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I knew you'd be able to find an exception
Men with hairy legs also look a bit odd in thigh-highs
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31,
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Aren't all women entirely hairless on their legs?
I thought it was natural - like the way their hair is naturally always perfectly quaffed.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48,
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as long as they're not some sythetic polyester....
makes me come out in an awful rash....
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31,
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I'd prefer it over 'feeble'.
Although if anyone called me feeble looking they'd need their eyes testing.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29,
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I had a chap tell me I had child-bearing hips once
thinking it was a compliment.
Bless his tiny mind.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33,
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Bless his tiny mind.
Nowt
Just that I do have rather large hips.
In my confused early teenage years I played with the idea that my parents had forced a sex change on me as a baby.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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In my confused early teenage years I played with the idea that my parents had forced a sex change on me as a baby.
Well, that scar thing on a bloke's nutsack and taint doesn't do much to quell these fears
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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The raphe?
Does look like a scar now you mention it.
In my early years (well, like between 9 and 11) I got so confused by the diagrams in books for about two years I thought I didn't have a vagina. I was very, very scared.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11,
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In my early years (well, like between 9 and 11) I got so confused by the diagrams in books for about two years I thought I didn't have a vagina. I was very, very scared.
I didn't think so.
*thinks back*
No, I definitely didn't think so.
I did think 'nice pants'.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36,
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No, I definitely didn't think so.
I did think 'nice pants'.
My love handles hide them currently.
Oh and thanx, I like em too :D
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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I fucking love you.
For some reason that post has got the B52s in my head.
*dances around like a pillock*
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41,
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*dances around like a pillock*
My loooove sack's in a little old place
We can pet together
Love sack baby
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43,
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Love sack baby
And with good reason.
*turns off Paul McKenna tape*
Now, what to do with a 6ft skinhead bilingual who has *raids* 4 and a bit Euro and a packet of mints....
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48,
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Now, what to do with a 6ft skinhead bilingual who has *raids* 4 and a bit Euro and a packet of mints....
Oh, believe me, I've been there!
Ah, I don't care. My hips are the least of my worries- it's the arse attached to them that's far too large.
Although two rasta type blokes did go mental over it this morning (in true Mixalot style) so I'm actually liking my arse today.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35,
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Although two rasta type blokes did go mental over it this morning (in true Mixalot style) so I'm actually liking my arse today.
:D
I do do a good Caribbean woman 'really fast arse shaking' thing.
*sweeps SSS up and takes her for a frabjious ride amongst the stars*
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45,
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*sweeps SSS up and takes her for a frabjious ride amongst the stars*
Men are conditioned by evolution to find wide hips attractive
despite what the fashion industry tells us.
So in essence it was a compliment.
But I can see that it was a pretty rubbish one.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35,
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So in essence it was a compliment.
But I can see that it was a pretty rubbish one.
I like my hips, they are curvetastic
especially in skirts.
I was 17 at the time and a lot more impressionable though. The best bit was his genuine surprise that I was offended.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38,
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I was 17 at the time and a lot more impressionable though. The best bit was his genuine surprise that I was offended.
I once got told that I'd "scrub up ok".
She melted me with that one.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:37,
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I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.
Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.
Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38,
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Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
No, I believe I carried on smoking.
I can't do long shows of excitement.
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Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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I find those half-hearted compliments nicer than the direct ones
I guess I'm just distrustful of flattery.
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