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# And the Quarterback is (Happy) Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Happy Toast! Happy Toast!
the kind of toast we like the most!

early in the morning with a cup of tea
put happy toast, on a dish for me!

Happy Toast! Happy Toast! the kind of toast we like the most....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want Toast now?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Although I might not tell him just yet. Buy him a balloon, spend a day at the zoo, see how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I am nothing if not a fucking pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *gets his ass on the track looking for marks*
... Mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *waves with both hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# bring sweets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pervers Originals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha
Is that your ideal first date Captain? :oD
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# + rubber clothing and nasty sex in the shark tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# do you mean nasty as in bad?

because i'm rubbish at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# not rubbish!
You can't be that bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# meh!

i'm mediocre at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# A day at the zoo AND a balloon?
That's an ideal day any day of the week.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I don't think anyone has ever bought me a balloon.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear
that's made me very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Has anyone ever inflated a used condom then tied string to it?
That was the last balloon anyone ever gave me, and I was *thinks* about 19 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# How romantic!
but no, not even this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Give me a minute.
Right, I need someone with a man-nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Actually if I cough I can probably provide
having had a delivery this morning

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *holds out receptacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# A-HEM!
*ploff*



(grim)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *ties string to wrist*
*holds breath*
*pretneds to be a balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *places order with intarubber
for special gift wrapped, Ohmygodyoupoorthing special selection box of baloooooons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ahhh pity balloons, the best of all balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# awwww.... you poor thing

mrs thor once bought me an R2D2 shaped balloon and had it delivered to my work.

it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I do believe I may cry
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# My Toasts Arn't very happy
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# change your supplier
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# you're the one, you are the one
you're the one, you are my toaster
you're the one, you are the one
you make my toast like you're supposed to

i see you every morning, you are waiting by the kettle
your handle's made of plastic and the rest of you is metal
i know that if i get some bread
and put it in the slots
that you will toast it perfectly
and i'll eat lots and lots
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# that was beautiful man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# there's more
(it's not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)