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# Quick and seamy.........
Can't Mi5 just assasinate bob crow?



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# is he like Bob Carolgees?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# except no dog
and more of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pffft.
'ning everyone
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hiya, Prof!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Greetings sir!
*manhugs*

I'm grand ta, you?

*checks watch*

3 hours 'til hometime =)

Are you coming to our Derby bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'm good, thanks & Oh yes. Yes indeed, I'll be there.
btw: Is the 'Stuart Hotel' any good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# It's where Dr. When kept his harem last year
It's not amazing, but it's recently renovated and more than adequate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Alternatively, the hotel 2 minutes from our flat is apparently excellent...
Can't remember the name at the moment though =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# The International
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Aha.
I shall investigate. Thanks to you both.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hello sexy
who's Bob Crow? Is he in the Counting Crows?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hello lully
I'm not sure who he is ashally... and I don't know much about Counting Crows either, apart from that Mrs Jones song or whatever it was...

They're not really metal enough for me =)

How are you this fine day?

*hugs politely*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Metal?
Nearest I've got to metal is the violin strings at the chamber music concert I went to in Prague.

I'm right fed up actually.

How are you?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ...
wiki link
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Indeed.
Although my tube journey in this morning was amazingly easy.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent




im working from home.... which after 2 hours is bloody boring
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# have a beer-break, that always helps.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# [I'd tag that, 'tis a beaut']
[Edit: In fact, please have this woo:
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Mind if I slip this in here?
Not shopped...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i'm amazed at how close mong kok
is to jordan
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Prince Edward!!!
lolzors
(Goodie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my tube journey was a piece of piss as well
mainly due to me being over 100 miles away from any tube station and not having to have a sweaty nigerians armpit shoved in my face with all the other sardines trying to get to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Aye...too true
Woo.

And:-

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

linky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Och
Nooooo

/never wanna hear that song again blog
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# If MI5 assasinate him
that'll only martyr him!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i never believe that line in films. it's just a cop out so the big empire/corporation doesn't squash the plucky hero
jesus being the exception
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)