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# yes.
and as you can see from this hi-res satellite image, there is indeed also a marshmallow island in the middle.
aren't you brits jealous now.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# No wonder you're all so fucking
fat.

/handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# *taken aback*
...gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Err.
I couldn't think of a fluffy way to say that. Um, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# "it surprises me
how routund you all are"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# It has come to my attention
that your population consumes more calories per capita than any other nation on this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# or
"goodness! that may well account for some of your larger citizens"
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# yes,
best to set a good example when dealing with 'colonials'
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Harsh
but fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love Zog as he is the only American I know, and that means lots of them must be nice. But that did make me laugh my arse off.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I imagine sometimes
floating on a lilo of marshmallow, on a luke warm chocolate lake. There are biscuit fish in there you know, and the odd savoury achipelago if you get bored with sugar. There are trees made of toffee and their leaves are all the flavours of turkish delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
can I come tooo? I bring a wide selection of nail varnishes and a manicure set...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Yes
you can be queen of the kittens. They roam around looking for cuddles. They don't eat you see, they get their energy from cuddles.

Puppies grow from trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ahem,
Sorry for bigitude and non finishedness.

Kitty cats and lorises are playing in the sun.
A happy little chicken does the Moonwalk just for fun.
And chocolate isn’t fattening and nor are sticky buns.
And rent is free, and its still ok to live at home with mum
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.

Elephants are tiny, you can hold them in your hand.
A hippo plays a tuba on the local parks Bandstand.
And frogs and toads and spiders are definetly banned.
And designer shoes cost nothing, isnt that just grand.
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.

Piglets talk, and parrots squawk a happy melody.
Your imaginary friend is real and comes around for tea.
And the Magic singing Teapot is a lovely site to see.
And no-one ever argues, and all the love is free.
Oh,
Everything is fluffy in the world of Dr.Phil.
Everyone is lovely and no-ones ever ill.
Happy laughing flowers grow upon the window sill,
I really wish that I could live in the world of Dr.Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Oh Bovine
you are a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
# *cries*
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

tomsk used to write me poems...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I used to get alsorts from my boy in the beginning
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# bits of liqorice?
how romantic.

Which reminds me of a joke.

A jelly baby walked into my surgery the other day and said "Doc, help me, I've got aids."

I said "how can this be, you are a jelly baby"

and he told me "Ive been fuckin allsorts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# no-one's
ever written me a poem


ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# What am I?
Your poem writing bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Err.
There's none more riper,
Than our Jadeviper,
I love to type her,
Name and wipe her.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
#
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# well done sir
literary masterpiece
(Alpen, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# you should be poet laureate
in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# 's beautiful
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# that is the sound of
a dieter fantasisng
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ooh, mined pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# This is what happens
when you go on a diet. Beware, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I haven't had a chocolate bar
in nearly two weeks.




Help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I had one this morning, and it was disgusting.



I'm lying, it was the most fabulous thing in the world. Mmmm, lovely chocolate melting in your mouth and slipping down your throat. Ahhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You can share the lovely tasty
Dairy Milk I have just sensously melting between my fingers, as it slides suggestively from it's flimsy gold wraper, if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# it's true! it's true!
*obsesses about fried food*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Have you seen
Banana Portrait

Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I was young
I needed the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# i thought he was talking to me then
which was wierd
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Wasn't I talking to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)