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# I wanted to make something beautiful today... so I made this:
CFB (it looks much nicer with embigification)

I'd made a set of 'the elements' and wjh31 suggested I should add good/evil and light/dark to the set. Jolly good idea, if you ask me.

*edit* Sorry for any offence. I'm assuming this small puts it beyond NSFW problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *really looks forward to 'evil'*
this is woo though (in a plastic tits kind of a way)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# she's laminated with a nice 'wipe-clean' surface
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *is intrigued*
Could you just clarify what woo (in a plastic tits kind of way) actually is?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *demonstrates*
*with plastic*
*and tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ah. I understand now.
Thanks, hun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *holds up debit card*
plastic like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *swipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *chip 'n' pins*
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *picks pins out*
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I'll try to find a more natural model for evil, for you.
Although I suspect the lighting I applied to this made this poor lass look a bit more stretched than she really is.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I think
this is "evil"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# that's bloody amazing
but i'd say it was nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# On this occasion I concur
Lovely work but linky please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# nuddie lady

*gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# nice..but nsfw!!

linkitpleasethankyou

this place needs mods who do their job..amongst other things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I'd say that's pretty NSFW
It's really lovely and a nice bit of shoppery but please link it or something. please! some of us have to work!!!!!!!NSFW!!

Fucking cracking stuff there my good man, but my god i'm glad it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nsfw wipe clean lady surfaces
also - she's blocking my view of the rest of that swan - shift it bint!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I couldn't find a decent pair of swan wings
so I had to use egret.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# she looks like she's got plastic comedy tits.
which is a shame.
edit/ having read the replies seems i'm not the only one to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# quiet you
or it's back in the cave with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *scowls*
you're not the boss o' me!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *flings you over my shoulder*
we shall see about that

TO THE CAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# TA DA DA DA DAH
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Will Debbilgrrrrl escape from the Prof's evil clutches?
What horrors await, deep in 'The Cave'?!
Will the plastic tits get b3tans sacked?

.... tune in next time ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *zips up sleeping bag*
mmmwwwuuuhahahahahahaah

*closes the door to the cave*

*opens bottle of wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *wriggles like a maggot*
curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# wine?
cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# damn you!!!
yeah go on then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# POW
BANG
     THUNK
  BIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# SQUELCH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# OOOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# BLEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ZIP
    WHACK
  WHACK
     WHACK
SPLUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Very nice
I am a great admirer of the female body, you might want to consider other boarders though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# wjh31 is full of good ideas
woo!

also...boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I say, that's rather fine work there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# That is lovely
thanks for linking though!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# please paint this on the side of my van
to the sounds of soft rock

also. this is very woo and disgustingly talented.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Mmm Angels
SFW version :

Probably NSFW version

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Nice...
I like the framed background *steals idea for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Splut!
I'm done.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I'm pleased you like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)