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# bow down mortals....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *burns Lovecraft*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *loves bumcraft*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Kraft Bumlove
now available in packs of 10 from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *butters*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *cartman*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *timmy!*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# TIMMY!
sh
TIMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *crafts lovebum*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well, he's been dead for quite some time
but do go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I did mean to check with you if it was ok, so thanks...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# You're quite welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# You, sir, are a good and kind person.
*pins medal on mediocre's chest (carefully)*

Edit: I just saw your reply here and coughed half a can of coke onto my lap, you utter, utter bastard.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Are corpses burn proof?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Well, they certainly aren't bum proof!

I've said too much, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Why oh why oh why
are so many sci-fi / fantasy languages quite so riddled with apostrophes?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# It's mainly to cover up the truly shoddy writing
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# You could be on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# My insult was mainly directed at David Eddings
utter, utter tosh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# agreed
he sucks.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# you're an author then?
i presume?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I have written, yes....
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
that reminds me - anyone seen Afinkawan today?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Strangely enough, I was thinking that as well....
Did you listen?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Yes
Not that you were asking me.

It was funny.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm always keen to hear what you have to say.
Apart from whispering "kill all the little children in the park" to me when I'm asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yes
it was very b3ta-y - lots of snakes on a plane jokes etc, and v amusing, mind you, I was very pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Is it fishy deity tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# cor!
EAT ME FIRST!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *barges to front of queue*
I accept the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Good grief, no!
My one spends enough money on shoes as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# take my mother in law...
Please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# CTHULHU FHTAGN!
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# DONALD FAGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *MOR guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# There's a limit to how many of these cthulhu pics I'll let slide...
before slipping in a pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaahhaahah.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yentraccm luap yentraccm luap yentraccm luap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# DAS IST NICHT TOT, WAS EWIG LIEGT, BIS DASS DER TOD DIE ZEIT BESIEGT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# THAT IS NOT DEAD, WHICH IS APPROPRIATE FOR ETERNAL, UNTIL THAT DEATH DEFEATS THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I love the way you can get a "Praise cthulhu" out of the internet
but anything vaguely related to christianity/islam/hinduism will get you branded as a delusional fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# who wouldn't
praise a god with an octopus for a head?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Me
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# teh internets says
you don't count. :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# The Internet can suck my cock
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# with the right peripherals
i' sure that is possible.....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# definately need firewire
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *ponders* usb fleshlight
6. profits
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# teledildonics FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ^ this
I think anti-religionism is a bit harsh.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# But, to be fair
They deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Who?
Religions or religious people?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# The majority of both
You know, forcing views on others, general ignorance, etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# GREYFACE
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Booo!
consult your pineal gland!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :D
that's the second time today I'm quoting the Principia
must...stop...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# That's a very narrow viewpoint
I'm religious and I'm not ignorant (although I expect Micto would disagree).
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# As a quaker, it's a large part of my values system that I don't try and push my beliefs on others.
Try explaining that to an atheist bigot, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# You'll be busy next week
:)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I'm busy every week
You know, serving up shit in soup kitchens and stuff.

OF COURSE THIS MAKE ME AN EVIL PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Christ, how did I get so emotional to post that?
I do charity work to make other people feel better, not to get credit as a 'good person'.

Anyone that wears a fucking badge after making a donation can suck a homeless man's balls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# It's National Quaker Week
I thought they'd at least have you down for serving tea or something.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I haven't been to a meeting in almost 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# but I am a delusional fuckwit

I believe that cheese and curry are eventually going to rule all
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# cheese curry
is indeed the badger's nadgers
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *gapes aghast*

*relieves obviously feverish grrrl of whisky*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# She's right you know
Hello Attila, I am coming down for the music soon.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# The music?

I mean I know there is music happening...but specifically what music
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Mozartfest
:)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# oy girrus that back!
Paneer, man, PANEER!!! mmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# isn't Cthulhu-ism just a joke though?
its not like theres an actual religion is there?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# tell that to the guys
at the cthulhu the baptist church :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Well, in fairness, he does need to be kept damp, so it the best place for him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# There are fanatics that give it a bad name
just like most things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I don't know
it's quite safe to bang on about karma
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# fucking karma - what bollocks
you nob-head

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXJrO_FiWk
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...

Or CFB:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)