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# Good Morning, Lovely B3tans!
Bananas in Pajamas in my damn cereal
Don't you love waking up to a healthy breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Beware the Tesco's value bananas
they're really just over-ripe yellow fatty beans
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# You seem sir, to have pissed on my mind =)
*mops*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *poke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Gleetings!
*manhugs*

You well?

*looks forward to Thursday*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Thursday?
*scratches head*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# s'been too long!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# many apalogies for the inconweeniance
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *accepts gracefully*
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning sir!
Was that a Tesco Value banana?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# how about a croissant with that

(pearoast from teh gay shift!)
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# That is just the acest of ace things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
thank you sir!
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *cough*
not sir ... she has boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ( . )( . )
indeed they are - sorry miss!
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I think hers are perkier than that
Yours seem to be looking at your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# his would be
moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# and just the right amount
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# nope sorry
boobies are _NEVER_ big enough

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oh, I don't know about that.
You can never have too many* though.


*As long as there are the correct number of laydeez to accompany them, of course.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# You don't think there should ever be, say...
an odd number of boobies? You EVEN-centrist!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# would you date a bird with 1 boob?
i would if I could use a pillow to motorboat with
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oh sorry.
I was thinking of that girl in Total Recall with the tri-rack. Not that I'm prejudiced against your variety...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# damn good call!
would you share her with a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Since she was "in the business"
...I believe it'd be up to her!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# he he he
you gave me visions of udders!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# w=B/2
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ...you need to get out a little more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# meh
it's so cold out there and there's people... and it would take my away from my precious precious computer screens

besides, the formula is sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# When they get to be in their 50s
there's a limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Lolo Ferrari would agree
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ah yes ..
and dead girls don't say "no"

*grabs a shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# wait...I meant the right amount (2) not the right size
as I am not privy to their size, I can't comment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i would guess from the pic in her profile
with muchos side boobage - 36 D

but that may be a bit hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# C actually
You're good ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
...adds info to secret Trelly file.

secret not-so-secret
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i'm not good ..
i'm just breast obsessed ;)

I was tempted to say C because of the goddess shot ... but wasn't sure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Oh come on, Nibus!
EVERYONE'S been privy to them by now, surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha
yes

but I can't tell their size just...er...by looking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# psst!
Meet you out behind the privy, m'lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *drops trousers*
still think so?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *compares*
Hmmmm, can you make it do ninja stuff though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I can make mine have a slash!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Pffffft!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Perfect...
Comedy...



Timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# This is rather ace!
I'd like you to have this intergalactic cross-series woo in appreciation:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Murderer!
Quality hummus though :-)
'Ning Heff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Thank you, lovely!
That's probably the first time I've ever been accused of that! That makes this a red letter day!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Of being a murderer?
I take it they haven't caught you for those twenty in Alabama yet then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Quiet you!
They're buried deep. Don't make 'em suspect...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# The humanity!
Methinks... Bananas in pyjamas were taken unawares.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Noooo!!
You killed him
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahahah
where's the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I was a bit sleepy at yesterday's breakfast
...and didn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and full of teddy-bear
goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I always have bananas in victorian bathing suits
with my bowl of gravel and jism in the morning

so ... RIS?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# gravel and jism?
have you got a voice like Madge from Neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Actually not far off
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# o_O
...urk!

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# There's a gag about
bananas in pyjamas coming down the stairs, but I can't be arse to do it...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# No more...
... molesting teddies for you B1

You're right there, B2.
(alloydog, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)