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# The solution is surprisingly simple

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Heh! Why has no-one thought of this before?
'ning dude - y'alreet?

I was reading in a music magazine the other day that there's going to be a Quo movie O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning!
no read the BT2007 . . . C]:0(

You well chap? Heard about the jobby?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *reads*
Bah, sorry mate, hope you feel better soon =/

I'm grand... not heard about the job yet though. Should be the end of the week hopefully. Got another interview lined up too - Derby hospitals sent my manager an email last week saying "Are you having trouble recruiting IT Trainers? We are, and we're desperate for some!" \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *ahem*
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I know, I know...
I'm working my way through them, but there's so many!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'Thorough' is my middle name
:)
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I will get them back to you asap though, I promise.
I promise.*hangs head*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# It's up to you when you get it back
I just like to give you a friendly prod once in a while. ;)
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Friendly prods are always welcome =)
*looks at questions again now*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# is it?
i thought it was arabella cottington smythe?



'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning Minky!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# good morning handsome chops
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'Ning Sexy McPhexy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ning
Sexy McTrelly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# you there!
semi-aquatic mammal guy!
hey, you!

*waits expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *points at self*
who me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# yes, YOU
now then, what have you forgotten this morning, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# keys = check
smokes = check
phone = check

*thinks*

O_O

oh no

i'm so foolish



*outlandish snogging*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# :D
*tongues*

that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# sorry i forgot
i must be punished

if there's one thing i hate it's being rogered silly by a buxom wench

*hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# naughty, naughty mink
I'll sit on you and slap you round the face with my dangling funbags if you don't behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *misbehaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *flop-a-dobber-flobber-wobble-flabber-flop*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# did he forget to put on his pants again?
he never got that right
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# pffft
"forget"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hmmm, I always wondered why you insisted on wearing that long coat everytime you left the house

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# it prevents me getting stopped
before i reach the school



i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Hello there
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning!
Want one of my throat sweets?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Hello David
No thank you, not after you've been sucking on them.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I've only licked that one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hehe, 'ning Mr The Hat
A new hat in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# That is an amazing hat!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# one for you
  
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ooh that's lully too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha! Triffic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *steals*
Aw, it doesn't fit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# GAH!
and rich tea fingers are a crime against nature!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Caramel digestives ftw!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *B-doinkk!*
*crosses legs*
  

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Caramel digestives?
*makes note to investigate*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Bestest thing ever in the world of biscuits
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# that ARE ace
Although the plain hob-nob and warm milk combination still has me by the heart strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *really REALLY hopes you meant "plain chocolate hob-nob"*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# no, the non-chocolate ones.
Chocolate is optional and in no way reduces the points gained in this case, it's a judgement call for the individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# They're none-dunkable though
The biscuit crumbles but the caramel stands firm!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You have to nudge it over to the right
use a couple of & n b s p ; (without the spaces)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Damn my lack of knowledge
Could see you'd bumped it over a little
  
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Good enough to eat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Mrs T!
*proffers 'ning*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *takes 'ning*
*eats*
*smooshes Debs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *wipes 'ning crumbs from face*
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Woohoo!
How's things Debs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *considers*
ok, I think

how are your things?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *looks down*
They're good, ta!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I caught a quick snatch last night
I also saw your fabtastic new hat! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# And a lovely one at that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# That is a fine hat sir
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ningaling!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'nings Sir T'Hat
I think this is a great idea on so many levels

hmmm *puts on nurse's outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *relapses*
I think I need an operation in the lift . . .

*puts on backless/frontless gown*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I'm fairly sure the bullets will ricochet right back at ya ;)
'ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I might welcome them today
/Eeyore blog

'ning!

*rummages* now where did I put that brave face . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely.

Ningles B3tans & B3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'Ning Numerals
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'neeeeeeeeng
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Morning
What is wrong?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I feel tired and rubbish
and sore throaty and coughy . . . *bursts into tears*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# That won't help your cough OR your sore throat!
*manhugs*

You should go home to bed... w*rk will survive without you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# nings DTH
you need Echinacea and that Covonia stuff with ethanol in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ETHANOL! YES!!
'What's that smell?'

'Embalming fluid'

'BARMY FLUID!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Why don't you go to the doctor ffs?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I DID!
I got some pink pills (AGAIN! and they did feck all last time!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Arf! :D

Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hello!
sorry I'm not with it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Hey
we all have other stuffs to do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# i'm not sure i fully understand this
but at least it's a quieter international day than yesterdays international day, so that's good.
'ning
may not understand sir dave's post at all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Don't worry
it's not very funny and lacking in hummus but I didn't post a pic at all yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Damn,
you didn't post a pic all day, and I missed it :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning ya lurkting bugger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Arf.
G'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)