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[challenge entry] Don't ask what I was thinking...

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(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# you were thinking
'Oh bugger! Who's gonna blow me chimney up now!?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# help is at hand.


also, welcome chisel
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
*claps and gleeees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehee!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *glees*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehehe, lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Congrats on your 28,000th post
000th post*imagines nekkid Archie*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# crikey, really?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I bet you were thinking about Fred!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i'm thinking about
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ^this^
Kevin kline is one lucky fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# indeed he is
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha
poor old Fred - his show were t'great
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# he was an ace bloke
he used to come and give guest lectures to us when I was studying in Bolton.
a few of us managed to get an invite around to his house as well.
really nice guy - and he even took a couple of pints with us.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I bet he had the frothiest ale available
and would only drink it from a cast iron jug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha, not quite
after the first few, he didn't care how it was served from then on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hit the Breezers then did he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# he was ahead of his time in having his own 'personal' 24 hour licensing laws
his regular was only about 3 mins walk from his house, and lock-ins were always the order of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# proper lock-ins
with proper folk, including the local bobby - just finishing his shift.

*Remembers*

hang on - whose life is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Oh yes
did you ever see his shows from the 70's? He would take a chimney down by knocking out bricks at the base, putting in wooden beams and then burning the beams! Brilliant to watch.

And none of this safety cordon bollocks, all the local kids would gather round.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I reckon all the Health & Safety people were never let out to play as kids
"No Timmy - you can't go out to play with those horrid boys - you might catch Weils Disease from them"

"But mummmmmmmm"

"No - that's my final word on the subject. Now get on with your special jigsaw - have you found all the corners yet"

"No mum - I can't find any"

"That's right Timmy. That's right"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I have had to watch office health & safety videos, the only thing it doesnt warn you about is the piss-poor coffee the machine serves up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# our H&S guy used to show people a video of the Bradford Football stadium fire
more for shits and giggles than anything else I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ^this^
greatest living dead Englishman. What is it with Bolton that it churns out so many geniuses?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# like vernon kay and sarah (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!) cox?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Thinking more
Peter Kay, Dave Spikey, Amir Khan and that ilk.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Peter Kay is from Bolton?
no really?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *garlics bread*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# nice
he'd soon make sure her nipples were properly greased
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# then he'd polish his piston
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft!
You can use a frotting pencil on that, rude to the lookout-valve on the fumpspoke, and you can cut out the felching altogether... as long as you rim the satchel-arm properly first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I won't ask you if you don't ask me what I was thinking...


Yes, it's a pearoast but it isn't in a new thread so neh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha "^TWAT^"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D Woo and yay
He is a twat, but I do like him because he doesn't take any nonesense off chavs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7707627
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# trying to make a webpage for them, but it's taking some time
as I'm focusing on getting a job
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# :)
I'll let you off in that case ;)
Good luck with the search our Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)