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Amelia hated practising in her tofu
It was so damn cumbersome

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27,
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723057246125084
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage',
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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Not really
Tofu - Tutu
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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you win a cucumber
and a walk on part in Allo Allo
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:31,
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Gud Moaning
I ave the candle wiv the 'andle in the Gataux at the Chataeu
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:33,
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I see you've already claimed your prize
nice work Sir
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35,
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Don't forget the drug in the jug
And the pill in the till!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35,
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aszlkdb
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:33,
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One of us has lost the plot now....
*looks for plot*
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:28,
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I left it in Keighley
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:34,
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Keira Knightley?
Far too fat!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:38,
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pffft
i've never tried tofu.
i imagine it's rank
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:29,
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And why not try faux-fu
for the tofu intolerant?
/buggered if I can remember which cartoon this came from, probably the Simpsons blog.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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or hu-fu
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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Done properly, it's bloody gorgeous
Cooked by me, it's rank
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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it mostly
resembles eating one of those sponges people use for washing up...
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prostheses,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39,
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but chewier and with less taste
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage',
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41,
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Nice shoppery!
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Monty Propps,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:29,
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*giggles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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haha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30,
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Haha
I had a completely spangable idea this morning. Might do this tonight.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:34,
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hooray
*employs long-distance mind-reading trick to steal idea*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35,
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*employs long-distance mind-reading intercept trick to steal*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36,
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The hard part will be to keep it SFW
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39,
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Pfffff
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35,
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Classy Work, there...
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36,
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JPG!
*smoooooshes*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36,
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hehehe
and I guessed it was you too before I saw your name!
:)
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XLVII .uk,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:37,
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hahaha - nice one :) - yay for ballerinas in the dark too - they are very sexy!
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41,
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Yay for ballerina freaks.
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nastybadger,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:58,
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Woo!
Yay!
*air click*
This is great! :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:23,
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Noice!
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Baglady,
Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:51,
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