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# Quickndirtylikeyourmum etc
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Is that an occasional table?
*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you thought it so we don't have to
... way to take one for the b3ta team!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I couldn't decide
If it was periodic or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *starts countdown*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# consonant please
Carol
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# that is another thing that confuses me
"sometimes not a table"

or is it some very middle class "oh jochasta! I've put your herbal tea on the occasional table, with ONE hobnob!" type thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Jochasta!?
is that a mild Arabic swear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# it may be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# or
a small scottish astronaut.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# helloes!
*smooshings*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *happy times*
I thought perhaps you might have gone ... I've no seen ya in ages

*glees*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# not yet
just been 'puterless at home and 'training' (= watched) at work :(

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# :)
*more dancings*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I'm fine thanks you door knob
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# alright dick splash - I clicked the wrong reply is all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *carefully unchecks friend link*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# but you get so many friends for the price of one!
and they're all such colourful characters!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Farmer Simon:
! There's trouble up field!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Father Simon:
! There's trouble up spire!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Fireman Simon:
! There's trouble up pole!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Simon the jovial village idiot:
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Councilor Simon:
the rumours about financial irregularities are completely unfounded.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Doctor Simon:
! There's trouble up yon colon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Police Inspector Simon
! There's trouble 'pon beat!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *hug* *hug* *hug*
*giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Simon the gigolo:
there's about to be trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# medium rare, ta
haha 'dick-splash'!
*is transported back to school playground*


(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# an occasional table
is for Occasions, such as to display the Belgian truffle gateaux Tarquin's 3rd birthday party
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# yes well, tarquin better enjoy his belgian truffle gateaux
because daddy has been working "overtime" at his job in the city, so that's the name of your secretary? "Time!"

*downs 8 bottles of pimms* and runs off crying
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I like terrible puns, the more painful the better
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
exactly like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# since we're at it...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# this is only tu one
where's the other two tu tu's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# if you insist... :)

*toot toot*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# TOO LATE!
I'm already married . . .




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Fucking hell
I can't believe I waited all that time for teh punchline, and you deliberately panned it out for as long as you possibly could :|
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *blinks*
you can't believe that I made it as PAINFUL as possible . . . ? you don't know me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# The one that got away *whistful sigh*
hahahaha, you drew that one out long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Really?
(duck Quack !, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Oh good laaaawd, that one hurt :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *spangs to death*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I'm going to bookmark this thread.
So much brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# pffft
bindun, but then again, what hasn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Zak McFlimby
did temporary traffic lights that changed into an occasional table . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ...and I'll bet he did it very well, too
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Something like this perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# strangely hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# harharharrr :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *SPANG*
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(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# This makes me want to drive sharp objects into my eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)