*shops up Prince transforming into a wanker*
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*runs*
From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
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I don't see how "It's time to be cool like a boy" is engrish.
It's a valid English sentence. A bit odd, but still.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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It's not about it being nonsensical
It's about it being a mistranslation
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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Ohhhh.
edit: Hmm. Not so sure about some of the examples on engrish.com.
I mean a T-shirt with "Baby Fanny. Hello Mushroom..." on is clearly mad, but "EAT. FUCK. KILL." is perfect.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31,
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I mean a T-shirt with "Baby Fanny. Hello Mushroom..." on is clearly mad, but "EAT. FUCK. KILL." is perfect.
I didn't realise that the t-shirt was real - I thought it was "best of engrish.com"
So...
I LOVE GIRLFIGHT!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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I LOVE GIRLFIGHT!
I'm just kidding really.
all my cartoons haves "V's" for groins...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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Someone once told me....
...The said person has no need to transform into a wanker as he is one?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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i'm really disappointed i missed all of that.
i picked the wrong week to be sunning myself on the costa's, bugger.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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Hmm, an opportunity to tell you what happened to me at lunchtime.
I was prowling the local streets as normal, you know - looking for harlots to hammer and that - when I was approached by an elderly rotund gentleman. Turns out it was only that Christopher Biggins who is currently in Australia on that 4th rate celeb/jungle debacle. Well, what he was after I couldn't really say - his words were quite obscured by his incessant giggles, which were soon replaced by deep-throated animal groans of ecstasy as he sprayed wave after wave of thick hot spunk into my face.
Which added some much-needed seasoning for my sainsbury's sandwich.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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Which added some much-needed seasoning for my sainsbury's sandwich.
If I can find him again
for it was quite a pleasant experience.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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And well deserved, I feel...
Edit: You must have enough of these by now to paper the hall, ferchrissake!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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Edit: You must have enough of these by now to paper the hall, ferchrissake!
What about your mum fucking you up the ass with a prosthetic cock
during all that?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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errr - I hope you are replying to me by mistake.
Otherwise, matey, this is for you:
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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Nah
He was just trying a bit too hard to get one of dem dere awards himself
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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The secret is not to try!
Right, I'm off to a gig in order to avoid the hoofsphere.
night kids.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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night kids.