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[challenge entry] Poor wormy

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *giggles*
Needs more ad infinitum
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
yes, I considered that, but got a bit bored
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Don't blame you
Tis most woosome as is :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# arf
Are worms hermaphrodites?


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# not sure...
possibly...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# and so are slugs
... although I think the thing about both bits living when you chop them in half is an incorrectness, I think they both ultimately die do death in a short space of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
they don't call you Prof for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# they call me it because I tell them to
... and because I've yet to find a practical application for my intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Yep.
They die. THey just have very long death throws(is that how you spell it?) according to one S. Fry.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# yes
I saw it on QI a while ago. They are essentially dead, it's the twitchy nerves that make them seem like they're still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# death throes? *googles*
edit: yes : dictionary.reference.com/browse/throes .
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Thank you, sir
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# But you can slice a paramecium up the middle
and get two perfectly serviceable parameciums out of the deal.

If you're so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You mean pelargoniums
Two plants for the price of one!
/Charlie "Norks" Dimmock
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Paramecia!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit!
I know you're right. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I just wanted to know for sure so I could use the line
in that case they can go fuck themselves and mean it literally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# yes - very good
you get 10 QI points
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Which I shall probably lose during the next round
for stating the bleedin' obvious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# fingers on buzzers
what is Gil Scott Heron's father well know for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Length of his cock.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# actually - that might be correct
Gil actually released a track which described his father's propensity to womanise... they lyrics being

'he's a legend in his own mind and, God's gift to women, on a day God wasn't giving up a thing.'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# scottish footy
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Yes -
well done... you both get 50 QI points
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *BIG SMILE*
that's right Debbil, he was the first black player to play for the Glagow Celtic's Soccer team
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I'd say it's possibly a misunderstanding of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annelid#Asexual_reproduction
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Wikipedia is just one big misunderstanding
overseen by sex pests and deviants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
My friend complained that wikipedia listed The Pub Landlord as a "British Nationalist" when in reality he's a "Pub Landlord"

Needless to say, my friend is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# wikitruth.org is a great webiste
and details how crap wikipedia really is:

www.wikitruth.info/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# as long as the first seven segments from the head are still in one piece, the front part lives on
...I think
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# it's incredible to think
that worms can count to 7!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Fuck me a talking annelid!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Doubled the bait
for fishing . . . thank you wormy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

...and I'll just slip this in here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# That's lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Aw...
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha woo!
and dammit :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Have a pornbot dancing woman

(Hagbard MacDougal, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# that is ace.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# BIG LOL!!!
I missed this one! Great stuff indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)