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# 29 years ago today I WAS BORN!!!
I have been wondering what it looked like....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# You dropped this: 0
Ah, here's the bugger:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# That reminds me...
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# But I'm only 33!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Then you have some time,
don't you?
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# lies.
you are clearly 40. it says so on the card.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Cut me in half and count the rings then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# You are my dad
AICMTPAM
(Ten pounds a month)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# not even for £20!
I'm trying to give up young boys for lent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You molest small monkeys
And you watch girls eat poo
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# 2girls1cup3monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# i know you don't have itunes, but...
phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=250505616&s=143444&i=250505733
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# It says something's loading..
What does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# nothing.
just look at the song title.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Ugly?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Christ.
Chorus:
I knows me some ugly.
And you, you is ugly.

Verse:
You so ugly, ugly sticks
Get ugly when they hit by you
You so ugly, when you were a baby
Mama tried to put a spoon of mushy peas in your ass.

Chorus
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# nothing wrong with watching girls eat poo
if he ate it himself that would be something else entirely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Ahh...puts down the fork
bugger, pushes plate aside.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# speaking of which, i just had a horrible looking dinner.
i had to look at goatse just to get my appetite back.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Thanks
I am now off to drink a small glass of malty alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Don't know if you saw it before, but I saw this and thought of you...
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yes i saw it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# aaaw
And it didn't even fill you with the tiniest bit of fluffyous joy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# House arrest was as good a start as any . . .
Do it again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Happy birthday.
29 is young. Too damned young.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
Crusty, leftist bumhole cleaner (hippy bidet).
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Happy EscapeDay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Happy Birthday ......
slightly younger than myself person!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Bappy hirthday!
You old git.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# 419?
was there some kind of scam involved?
happy real birthday, lad
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# happy birthday!
I turn 29 on Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# happy birthday young person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)