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# ah, crabhitler
was there anything he couldn't do?
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# Hug kittens
hence his grumpiness
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ?
masturbate painlessly??
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# light or smoke a cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# put the toilet seat up?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# CRABHITLER PISSES SITTING DOWN.
BUT HE IS NO LESS OF A MAN FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)
# pick up small children?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# rubiks cubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# use a typewriter?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# he'd just sit in front of one clicking his claws
so it sounds like he's typing
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# screw in a light bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)
# write, draw or paint?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# do the nazi hand salute?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# FAIL


yes he can
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# but he can't extend his wrist outward
he has no wrists!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# tbh
i think he'd be able to do a version of it, maybe not perfect, but it would be a salute
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# i hereby redirect the fail to your end of the court
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# rolls 3 x d6
5 2 4
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I think what you've forgotten is that
Hitler always used to do a fairly fey version of the Nazi salute anyway, just from the elbow upwards, so if he only had crab hands then it'd still be pretty much the same.


What a bizarre argument...
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
#
I'm pretty certain he'd threaten German scientists with a clawing until they made him a special saluting arm.
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# but a valid one nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
# successfully lay and connect a large network of cat-5 cable in a shopping centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# he takes his time, but gets the job done.
(RIS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# oh my god
you've just made a jobless, dumped, depressed person very happy! i am eternally greatful. Here have my daughter *presents*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)
# The fuhrer
always cheers people up with his cheeky networking related antics. :D
(RIS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
# pick his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# walk in a straight line?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# beat supergran
in hand-to-hand combat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# play guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)
# ANYONE CAN PLAY GUITAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# fire a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# You beat me to it
you barsteward :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# wipe his bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Use a pistol to commit suicide?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# give bloodless massages?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# tie a necktie?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# turn on the shower tap?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)
# refill a lead pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# put on a phonograph record?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# long division without the use of a calculator?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# tie his shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)
# knit socks
of intricate beauty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# make balloon animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# genuine lol
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# walk forwards
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# play
a theramin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Nah claws can still manipulate pitch and volume on a theramin
Believe me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# well
if it's good enough for I.R Baboon, it's good enough for CrabHitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)
# click his fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# find scott mills funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Do the electric boogaloo?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# play volleyball?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# THERE'S NOTHING CRABHILTLER CAN'T DO, YOU BLEEDING RIMMED FUCKBADGERS.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i've been laughing pretty much nonstop for the last ten minutes
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
laughingposting
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# oh arse off
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# *arses off*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Good stuff.
I made the crabhitler pic ages ago so I thought it was time it got an airing.
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# that int true
www.b3ta.com/board/7845735
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That list is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# wear gloves
without ripping them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)
# the dishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# be a bolemic?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# aagh! unaccountable longness of replies
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# this needs a wikipage
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Create a rock so heavy even he is unable to lift it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)
# enjoy hot baths?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# stand lobsterjews?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# take a cd out of a disc drawer?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# find the end on a roll of clear selotape?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# use chopsticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# burst individual bubbles on bubblewrap?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# win (thumb) wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Kill with a stare
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# recite the lyrics to "piggies" by space off the top of his head after not hearing the song for almost 10 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# ingest sellotape?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Win the war?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)
# justify incest?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Successfully research photovoltaics to bring the price below $1 per watt?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Wank a Hedgehog
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