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# life in the future
predictions for 2008
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I predict...
Several people will bitch about the decline in quality of posts on b3ta.
HappyToast will get at least 1 FP.
rob will appear on TV giving soundbites.
At least 1 lad's mag will attempt to steal images.
Clan Soul's mother will track him down again.
And someone, somewhere will win the lottery.

So typeth the great prophet Tribsodamus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# dibs on the lottery!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No wai!
That's my monies!
*punch*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Cool - a fight!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Too late!
I already bought the bodyguards!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pah.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I predict
at least one of your predictions comes true
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I predict a riot.
- Kaiser Chiefs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I fully endorse this statement.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to cut eyeholes out of a brown paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Dibs on Clan Soul's mother!
...well, I could sell her into slavery or summat...

/not really a sexual deviant with a penchant for milfs blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Don't worry,
Edited.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HE'S GOING TO POST AN IMAGE OF HIS MOTHER!!!11!1!

Edit: Damn! that wasn't 5 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Maybe the challenge should be
"Having seen Clan Soul's picture, what do you imagine his mother looks like?".

Hmmm... might be funny for five minutes.*

*not funny at all, anytime, evah...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
no way!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# My dad's girlfriend needed the computer.
I had to edit it before she saw it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# right.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Good lord man.
If you really can't persuade them that this is ludicrous behaviour, then at least get yourself a PC user login or get savvy with the 'clear history' button. You're gonna make me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No,
she googles my name on her computer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# then destroy her
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7911789
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# edit the hosts file to point google at lemonparty
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That'd be brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Is there a CCTV camera in your bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past her.
No. No, there's not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Happy Toast will get 1 FP
per week.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I won £55 on the lottery Boxing Day :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I predict
that the average number of blades in disposable razors will increase by at least 50%.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hey, don't knock it!
It's the Closest Shave Ever ™
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# The comfort of 47 blades, the precision of 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)