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# what challenge should we do this week?
Fraser is on hols meaning the job returns to me.

Stick some suggestions here and I'll check back in a bit.

edit: I'll let this sleep for the night and stick up the challenge thurs am. So feel free to add anything overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Toast!
Everyone likes toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I don't.
/Life of Brian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Yes yIou do.
quite liked the 'change one letter of a film name' one.

Otherwise, how about 'Ian Paisley'?

He is an awful cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# lolzorz!111
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# See!
*checks own profile*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# funny pseudonymns
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# No-one will know what that is, and just post what they think it is.
/doesn't know what it is blog
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Funny - adj.
1. Causing laughter or amusement.
2. Intended or designed to amuse.

I hope that's cleared it up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It has
Thank you and sorry for any inconvenience caused.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# make stuff out of things not normally for making stuff out of, post pictures on the interweb with hilarious results
either that or DRAW ADAM WEST WITH YOUR FEETS. Because it's challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# wildlife sexual predators.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Jonathan Kingcobra?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# life in the future
predictions for 2008
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I predict...
Several people will bitch about the decline in quality of posts on b3ta.
HappyToast will get at least 1 FP.
rob will appear on TV giving soundbites.
At least 1 lad's mag will attempt to steal images.
Clan Soul's mother will track him down again.
And someone, somewhere will win the lottery.

So typeth the great prophet Tribsodamus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# dibs on the lottery!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No wai!
That's my monies!
*punch*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Cool - a fight!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Too late!
I already bought the bodyguards!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pah.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I predict
at least one of your predictions comes true
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I predict a riot.
- Kaiser Chiefs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I fully endorse this statement.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to cut eyeholes out of a brown paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Dibs on Clan Soul's mother!
...well, I could sell her into slavery or summat...

/not really a sexual deviant with a penchant for milfs blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Don't worry,
Edited.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HE'S GOING TO POST AN IMAGE OF HIS MOTHER!!!11!1!

Edit: Damn! that wasn't 5 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Maybe the challenge should be
"Having seen Clan Soul's picture, what do you imagine his mother looks like?".

Hmmm... might be funny for five minutes.*

*not funny at all, anytime, evah...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
no way!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# My dad's girlfriend needed the computer.
I had to edit it before she saw it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# right.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Good lord man.
If you really can't persuade them that this is ludicrous behaviour, then at least get yourself a PC user login or get savvy with the 'clear history' button. You're gonna make me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No,
she googles my name on her computer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# then destroy her
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7911789
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# edit the hosts file to point google at lemonparty
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That'd be brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Is there a CCTV camera in your bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past her.
No. No, there's not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Happy Toast will get 1 FP
per week.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I won £55 on the lottery Boxing Day :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I predict
that the average number of blades in disposable razors will increase by at least 50%.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hey, don't knock it!
It's the Closest Shave Ever ™
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# The comfort of 47 blades, the precision of 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What in the world would Frasier have to take a holiday from?
Isn't it all just party party party at B3ta hq?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# If Good were Evil and Evil were Good for a day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# LOLCHAIRS EPISODE TWO: ATTACK OF THE LOLCLONES
"What if inanimate objects were alive" is my real suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# The last thing I saw
before my untimely death.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I think this is quite a good idea too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ^This!
Sounds liek it could be a verreh funneh departure from shopping kittens/lolchairs/boring bandwagons.

Plenty of scope in this one. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I can imagine things like
buttons labelled "do not press" and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# And children running on moist floors,
with plenty of sharp things lying around... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You say that like it's a
BAD thing.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Votes
for this.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# this gets my vote
If I had a vote that is. But I sold all my land for three magic trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm doctorsax and I approve this message.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# No
You are an artist, and that expresses many emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I also vote for this.
tick
(tomfantastic -it's a pleasure, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I vote for this too
It's my birthday today
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# yep.
gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# good idea.
*gets drawing*
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# haha, that could be quite challenging
so it gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# this is on the popular page now
:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Amusingly shaped fruit and vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Science Fiction in todays world
what if all the science fiction concepts from films, tv and books were present today. Robots, spaceships etc etc. How would they all fit in, and how would we use them/they use us?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I'm still not happy
that I wasn't issued my silver jumpsuit and flying car when we reached the year 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I got mine...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Mine must be lost in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# BATMAN
another one word challenge?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# In that case, may I recommend
STICKY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# poo




that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# IS
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# PURPLE
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# MIDGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# RATHER
edit: damn, too late
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# MIDGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# LITIGIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# MIDGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# MIDGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahaaa
I was wondering how long it'd take you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# TINY-PENISED
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# MIDGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ,
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I endorse this suggestion if it does become a one word compo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# NO?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# NO.
BATMAN IS GAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# batman's ALL man!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i've heard he's part bat
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# NO.
That's Man-Bat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I thought that was Batfink.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=ManBat
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haha
"i thought he was half man, half bear-pig"
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you heard wrong
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahah! DENIED!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# What if modern life was still all middle agesish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# A new virus is spreading the world (again)
Show me the side affects. (Oh no, it turns everyone into ROLF HARRIS! Edit: OMG LOLOLZ!!11!wonwon!11!won!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# If I knew then what I know now.
what chaos would you have caused in the 70s/80s with modern technology?

what a shit idea, please don't click this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I caused loads of chaos in the 80s with OLD technology.
I was only 6 at the end of it, imagine the amount of jam sandwiches I fed into things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
#
Turn celebrities into the opposite sex.
(WiggZ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Lego!



Edit: Perhaps even "Lego, Sticklebricks and Fuzzy Felt"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# LEGO!
It must be done
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ^this
Oh but everyone will post whatever LEGO toys they've made
And people will bitch about it
And people will say "I haven't got any LEGO, is duplo ok?"
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# People can also post pictures they have drawn of Lego.
No doubt someone will stretch it to include Sticklebricks and Fuzzy Felt.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^me likey^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ^this!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# infact why not combine one word challenges?
LEGO BATMAN!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# because
it exists
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
why is this the first i'm hearing of this!?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# bloody hell
lego catwoman's looking a bit saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it's looking most likely....
nout wrong with a bit of lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# the lego prince will sue
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hooray!
I can repost me emo lego pic AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# What would happen if record covers ruled the world?
Shop an album cover for some reason or another
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Failed New Years Resolutions
or Local Man Makes Good, in which people have to create rags to riches stories around local celebrities, e.g. tramps, Gordon Burns, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If time moved backwards instead of forwards
what would be different?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ooh
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# the direction for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# this challenge has already ended :(
but it starts next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# or
for an end?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Rob Newmans last comedy series
would make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i rather enjoyed some of that
i was going to suggest some sort of misplaced/inappropriate technology type compo thing, victorians with laptops, african hunters ironing, that sort of stuff only much funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# but still wouldn't be very funny
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ^this
I tried to like it, but came away only faintly amused and worried that perhaps David Baddiel was actually the funny one in their writing partnership.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ^This
He should have written it and let someone a bit less smug-looking do the actual acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i think rob newman was the funnier of the two back then
but that he's had a decade and a half of just worrying things over since. perhaps he's now too serious to do tv comedy shows
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# How do you know it doesn't already?
/read too many science books blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Travel brochures for unlikely places
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This.
Really quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# what if crime did pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# steven segal on holiday
taking revenge on the ice-cream mafia
(pdjpdj, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Aphex suggested this earlier...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post111095


which went down quite well. Standard B3ta fare to lead us in to 2008
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Been done twice before
good though, but too soon since the last one
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# changed words, yes, not letters I don't think
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# also you'll romp it with fantastic posts all the fucking time
as you say - standard b3ta fare ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha, you flatterer, you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i'm just jealous
namebirthdaysake
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# The 8th plague
What will ultimatly destroy our world?
(duck Quack !, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# How to kill thread deleting cunts with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I read that
as hamsters with cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# How will b3ta die?
How does b3ta's untimely death come about?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Their Mums will find out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# i think it's there on the challenge suggestions already
but i can't find it 'cos of rubbishness
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# The challenge should be,
create an image which you think describes what the title of this weeks challenge is.

(Or basically; use your image to guess the title of the challenge)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Make graffiti better.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post108790
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Genetics gone wild.
Imagine a future where genetic engineering has been perfected and anything is possible. Photoshop the results.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Surely that'd just be
thousands of pearoasts of mashed animals?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# NO

Edit: Yeah, prolly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# What patents to alternative technologies are locked away in corporate vaults?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# International Radio Times
Get out Photoshop and show us a variety of well known Film, TV and Radio programmes that would appeal to an International Audience.

e.g
For France: One man and his Frog
For Yugoslavia - Are You Being Serbed?
From Russia - Shooting Tsars
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ^yep
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I like this
Have my new woo, by way of compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# We should do more ISIHAC style compos.
Or maybe even a b3ta ISIHAC bash.

I'll be Humphinkawan.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'll be Graham
/Dave for Barry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yes!
I know I just said it off the top of my head, but I'm starting to like the idea of a b3ta ISIHAC night.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Aye, it's kinda a cool idea, we even have a Mrs. Trellis
/actually, Dave for Colin, Freebies for Tim
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# And now the One Song to the Tune of Another round
This round can easily be explained by thinking of a song as a kite and the tune as the wind. you can use a different kite in the same wind to different effect or you can use the same kite in entirely different atmospheric conditions to perform entirely different stunts. But what about the string? Well, that can be used for both kites in whatever weather happens to be available but doesn't necessarily have an impact on either unless it is too short or too long in which case the wind and the kite won't match and the whole kite, or song will go crashing to the ground in a terrible mess of string and wooden frame, a bit like a Spice Girls single. And speaking of a terrible mess of string on a wooden frame....on the banjo, Dave the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha, love it :) - The Uxbridge English Dictionary would be a good image challenege idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
You can definitely be Humphrey.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
# i don't know what any of this means
it gets my vote.

*starts year as he means to go on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ^^^winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I like it!
Not that i'll be able to create anything even remotely amusing with it, but I do like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ok, how about 're-doing TV programmes, films, radio etc to suit an international audience'
/have dropped the 'UK' bit :) to better suit our brethren from overseas :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# "Bring me the Head of Alfredo Guyana"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# hahahaha :)
"L'Addition"

/french version of 'The Bill'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Photoshop
Bernard Matthews
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Toys R Us
and how they employ fat bastards with one-line CVs
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# or....
...things you're going to return to the shops after Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Good one!
....or extend it to anyone returning unsuitable gifts, celebs, sportspersons, politicians, musicians, anyone well known.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# In my primary school, around Easter we had a competition
in which people would make models using eggs.
E.g. someone make the Simpsons family out of eggs.
Someone made and "eggstra-terrestrial"
Etc.
We could use imaging software or real-life eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Anthropomorphize diseases
Emma Royds? Dennis Elbow?
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Planet of the Pigs
Like Planet of the Apes.

Only with pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# extending alb...
oh
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# If old/folk sayings were true.
Admittidly would be many repeats (Bayeux tapestry: "You'll have someone's eye out with that!" etc. etc.) but there are so many of these sayings it could prove interesting.

(Some challenges have too little scope in my opinion e.g. Gillian Mckeith was basically the same two jokes for a week, which while somewhat entertaining, wore a bit.)

/Shamelessly reposts from image challenge suggestion thread
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# What aninmals buy after cloning credit cards.
/pissed off due to debit card being cloned and bank account being cleaned out over christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# so that's how my cat got her new heated curlers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# prolly sold off the other stuff to feed her Nip habit
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# If hitler was to come back to life
what would he make of all this?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# nazi hitler or cutlery hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# surprise me
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# pottery hitler
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Inappropriate celebrity New Year resolutions.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ^^This
(Milt I like gin., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# .
*Pimp my website - what features would you add to well known websites to improve them?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# comic sans and nested tables with +4 borders
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
don't forget your <blink> tag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# and hundreds of randomly-placed clipart gifs
preferably of Disney characters 'sparkling' inexplicably.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# This perhaps?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post108062
...seems like it could be more 'get out and about' than the regular image challenges. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That 00s Show
how this decade will be represented in TV, etc. 30 years from now
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Things you
daydream about at work/school/on train etc.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# there was a good idea earlier,
changing one letter in movie titles. i suppose this could be broadened to song, book or tv too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# How about
what happens inside buildings?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# only skyscrapers would get fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# We'd have a very long fp
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# thass lully
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hitler's holiday photos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# 'What if jam fixed everything?'
- A study of what our world would be like if the fruity preserve solved any problem; be it sprained ankles, broken washing machines, late trains, or even wars and genocide. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Superheros
and their toys and pointless powers, but they have to be b3ta heroes, like The incredible Ginger Fuhrer and his iridescent locks of strawberry blonde wrath. He rides a super bicycle replete with rockets and sandwich satchel on the lookout for maidens to catch as they swoon in the presence of his aura.

/not yet stopped boozing blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh ooooh!
This one sounds good too! What to do, what to do? Soooo many ideas and only one can win... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# BE ANOTHER B3TAN!
take their username and do what they do.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Something about Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# YES!
(He's a purple midget, apparently.)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Splendid!
You've captured his teeny tiny poncy-ness perfectly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
/autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Predictions for 2008
who will die this year ?
Inventions for 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# i predict
people will stop reading the posts above them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# the westenisation
and bastardisation of other cultures?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# everyone with a 'tribal' tattoo take one step forward
if you know what it means get back in line.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# you don't do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# no.
same applies to badges, crests and any other logos that people adorn themselves with that have no meaning when taken out of their original context.
i don't have a problem with stuff influenced by, it's just when it's purely lifted that i can't help but smile/frown
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Lost consonants tribute challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# "What if you said YES to everything"
I don't think that has been done before, no.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ^This
I demand another 'take the piss out of Virgin Money and win myself a PSP compo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# YES!
I WANT ANOTHER GAMESCONSOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Same here.....
...my PSP needs a friend :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Celebrity sex changes gone wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# How about something offensive?
Insult a religion - don't go for one of the easy targets, but find an obscure one with a handful of followers who believe some really weird things.

2008 - the year the Chinese finally take over the world. How does the rest of the world fight back now that they already own everything?

Three word challenge - Stupid Fat Americans
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Unrealistic Future
Back in the 50's we were all to travel by jet pack, live on the moon and have one telephone in every village in the year 2000. What can we now expect in 2100?
(AshTeamRacing, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# GAYS
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)
# "The Science Of B3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# collaboration!
i suggested that a while ago, people seemed to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)