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# TXT FLIRT NOW!! CHAT CHAT CHAT
CALL TXT FLIRT NOW and CHAT CHAT CHAT with OWLS FROM YOUR CITY NOW!!...

..so you come from ABERDEEN, well TXT FLIRT NOW to 088923 and TXT FLIRT with OWLS in your
NEIGHBOURHOOD



(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:06, archived)
# bleh.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Bahaha
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
I finally got a good quote!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# No offence
but I don't care.
Honestly, I really do not give one.

Edit: I'm terribly sorry, I'm in a foul mood so I'm just
going to tootle off to bed now. 'night all.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Well I wasn't saying it directly to you,
it was just a high place on the board.
Was just..general..y'know..
Yeah.
*gets lost in some woods*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Learn to type.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# "everyoning loves a good arse"
Make more sense little engine!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Well if you'll read that thread,
www.b3ta.com/board/7904738
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# ^ or that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Indeed
"Everyoning" should be capitalised.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Nope.
I was quoting :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)
#
if you say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I think it was a reply to someone making a take away and replace a letter gag
- e
+ ing
they obviously meant the 'e' in 'arse' but hadn't specified.

Fuck, I need to get off this site.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I caught it too
but it was more fun to go after Bonnie...

um, Psychedelic...

er, Clams Casino here (whatever he's calling himself this week)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Hahah!
"Clams Casino"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
#
: D

Thought you'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# I learned from the whole "Psychedelic Warlord" bandwagon
that when people take the piss out of me it's usually funny.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
#
me him

right?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Maybe she'll get confused.
Edit: Off to bed now - night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)
# mmm


its true.. "everyone loves a good arse"

!!
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Harumph
Hello person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# As much as I agree with this,
it's actually within the FAQ guidelines, really..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# not really.
last time I jacked a photo from somebody else's website (not a photo-hosting website, mind), I nearly got naughty stepped.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# AH!
I didn't notice it was leeched!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ^ I assumed this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)
# um
well i actually own the site.. and pay for the hosting.. um
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I'm gonna have to 'Hide' this due to the ridiculous size.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)
# SATERDAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ...
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# do you want to talk to owls in your area?
because i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ...
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I don't want to flirt with that owl
It looks a bit rapey.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)
#
Half a Meg
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Haha bindun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I make no claims to originality
But who would do Meg? You?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Yes.
/lies
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
# thanks.
i've just eaten, you know.
*meg-induced boking*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# You again!
You keep odd hours here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# indeed i do.
i'm all messed up since they took away my diet pills! my sleep pattern is well and truly borked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Took them away?
Why?

or is that getting a little too personal?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# they're experimental
i was only supposed to be on them for 6 months, with an expected weight loss of 1-2 stones. i've been on them 2 years and lost 6 stones. they've stopped working now, i'm used to them, so they stopped me having them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I'll have your share!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# heheh
i could have made a fortune selling them, but the first time i was able to walk 3 miles without collapsing was better than money!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# i was starting to forget
what my toes looked like, too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Horray for toes!
I like toes. They're useful for typing with and picking things up with and stuff.

Any pics of your wonderful slenderised self?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# not ones that i'd show in public!
my toes are very useful, i can pick up a pen with them and write my name, i can unlock the door with my toes, they are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Very useful indeed when both hands are occupied with large alcoholic beverages, no doubt
Any swimsuit pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# only
the top of my head, sticking out of the jacuzzi...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)
# It's a start
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I bet they get the sun now too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# pfff!
in england? you must be joking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# So...
If you can them and get 2240lb of them, you'd have a ton of ten tinned tanned toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# oof!
i won't say that's good for this time of night, because it'd be just as funny in the daytime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# 6 stones?
That's a heluva loss!! Congrats to you for your victory, and for helping the manufacturer prove their drug worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# well
better me than those poor fat bunnies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Well hooray (again) for you!
Surely there must've been an element of willpower too, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# i don't have much willpower
but i'm easily bullied into movement!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Did you get any before & after shots?
Or are you still working on the 'after' part of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# i'm still working on the "after"
15 years of almost constant illness and having to spend most of my time indoors has piled on the weight a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Illness too?
Which was first? Illness or weight problems? Or did they just kinda go hand-in-hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# i've always been plump
it runs in the family. but i became very ill in my early teens and the real weight problem started right there.

oops, the little fella is waking up, i'd best be off. g'night guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# g'night!
take care of the lil nipper!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)
# .. youd think
that everyone was living in Africa and on dialup.. the way people carry on!

Its not using b3ta as a host.. so does it matter ?
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# What about bandwidth limits?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# .. ok
i understand now.. fair enuff guv
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)
# yes.
It doesn't matter where the image comes from. Unless it's hosted on my very own computer, I've got to allow it to feed into it through whatever portal I'm using to view the internets.

And maybe I'm not in some impovershed little backwater, some folks have a limit imposed on their bandwidth by their ISP. We're not trying to be douchebags for the sake of being douchebags.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
# In other words,
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/2chairs.jpg

And I've reduced that by 1000px in width.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# and browsing internets on dem phoneses!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Ahh you can't fool me!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# O RLY?
Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST GOT THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
# The birds sing a pretty song!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# TWT
TWOO
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# OH I GOTTA GET ME SOME HOT OWL ASS DOUBLEQUICK.
 
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# This post really made me laugh
Perhaps this has more to do with it being 4:37am than I'd like to admit but meh!

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)