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[challenge entry] I protest at this bandwagon

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(Wize, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# no chowder for you
clams have feelings too
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I protest! This pic makes me very hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i applaud this message
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# and I just applaud
(Spikey, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *falls off his chair from laughing too hard*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# he has a liddle arm...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!
this has just caused me to almost die.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahha
I know these micro-bandwagons annoy some people (myself included at times), but in most of them there are one or two genuinely funny ideas, and this is definitely one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFT
we have a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I had crab sticks once.
I didn't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Crab sticks are nice.
But they're not really crab.
Crab is much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# One day i might try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It is sadly expensive :(
I mostly stick to mussels and prawns for my shellfish needs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# blurgh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I can't eat mussels.
or shellfish
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# due to knowing too much about them :S
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# What do you know about them?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Things which put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Were you attacked?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yes.
They touched my special places :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Then it is your duty to get revenge by devouring as many of them as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# expensive?
have you priced lobster lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# No. No I haven't.
But I can get a nice bag of mussels from the market for 90p :)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i can walk down to the harbour and pick my own :D
well... if you like the taste of dirty boat water that is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Curse you SkUG, always one step ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# BUT
i can't get decent black pudding :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i need to move
either to dorset or scotland. fresh, free seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# can i come too?
i'm fed up of wales
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yes
just don't bring any fecking lava, it's rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# aint tried that actually...
i got welsh cakes if thats ok?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# welsh cakes are fine
*packs belongings*
now, all we need to do is rob a bank, then we can buy a highland castle, overlooking a loch filled with finest seafoods!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I'll bring the mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
# which gun shall i use?
the bren or the browning?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# browning auto?
i'd rather go old school, kalashnikov.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ok but i don't have one of those (yet)
my mum won't let me buy a tank or the anti aircraft gun that i want :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# chuck all the dead uns and
put the rest in a bucket and use a pump to flush fresh water thru for 24 hours. Profit and gorge.

( alternately put em in a bath and change the water every few hours, they clean themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *bears in mind for if I ever live near the seaside*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Not that I do, but I do have the occasion to spend months at sea.
And with our Galley and the state of the cooks most times you are better off foraging.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
# sounds like a plan...
my mate had a sea water tank for a while - hours of fun watching crabs eat things... but they ate all the fish too :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# lucky you!
£1.97 from asda is the best deal i can get. i'd go to the fish market if it wasn't shit. it used to be big, now it's 2 stalls.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Bury Market.
plenty of it and cheap as chips. I get at least 2 a week ( Thursdays, tomorrow is crab, lobster and tiger prawn day )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Bury market is awesome, I used to visit occasionally from Manchester.
I'm now in Leeds, and the Kirkgate market is similarly awesome.
The black pudding isn't the same though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I concur.
Bury's black pudding is world renowned
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# With the added bonus of disgusting my housemates and girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha
brilliant,

that should claw back some dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Dignity you say?
(botrash, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# hehehe
good one
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# TWO CRABS, ONE CUP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That is complete and utter crab.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha!
I almost feel sorry for the little blighters now...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ANGRY WORK IN PROGRESS FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# superrb
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# He is angry crab.
He is getting angrier, but I am bored with him for tonight.

I shall finish his devastating rampage in the morning =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# He looks like he is about to give his bank manager
a piece of his mind
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# His LASER mind.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i can has lasermind
pls thx?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Maybe.
I must install it into angry crab first, otherwise his rampage does not succeed.

You may have one after I have tested if, if that is alright with you?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'm next!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Alright, alright.
Everyone cue up for their lasermind.

ONE PER CUSTOMER.

They also come with this fashionable tote bag!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# The only reason I'm in line!
*totes*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Gosh DARN it, you are so trendy!
*wants to be seen with you*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ams it crabimation tiem now pls?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I like Claude =]
Mine is much more angry and rampagey though..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# pfft...
that's just because you've never seen him drunk.

he is an angry drunk...

*hides the liquor*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# his eyes look a little drunky, and it makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# That is wonderful
and reminds me of a crab with whom I had an extremely close encounter.
Naked.
In the shower.
I am waiting for a suitable QOTW to tell my story :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I feel offended that you would describe me as a crab.
Or is that a different story...?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# It depends
On whether you are big round red and have pinchy claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Different story then.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)