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# Go on, kiss her.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No.
Sha'nt.

*folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *bites it*
Oooh I am playful today. Is it because I've just been sent two days worth of work to do before 6? Might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# lip biting FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It's lovely, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# it sure is
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# not too hard though
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# as long as there's no blood
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# No, just more of a gentle nibble.
But not too gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Haha I hear that.
Nothing like an impossible deadline to make me want to spend all day on the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Well really, what do they expect?
They may as well have asked me to grow a cock by 5 sharp and beat my manager round the face with it. Not going to happen, is it?

Did you get my answer down there? I'm notoriously hard to do things to artistically. I shall have a check about. There is one picture I can think of, but it's kind of a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# define kind of a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# sort of slightly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i'm with you now
so it's kind of like almost nearly?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# EXACTLY ish in a roundabout way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# tell my wife i said...
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Tell her yourself
Because she's HERE TONIGHT! ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *bows*
Thangyewgermanygoodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# did I mention that I also paint...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# easy
there's an arm in the way of any important areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I don't mind
I'll paint around it.

Edit: Ok, I'm going to be truthful. I don't paint, but I could learn, and failing that, I could just look.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# With a big flower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you or me with a big flower?
right, I'm off. I'll look forward to receiving your porn. I'll check my gaz whenever i can.

Have a nice weekend everrybudday!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Please do not obstruct the fire exits.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *obstructs*
muahahahahaha don't worry Weston, I'm making you some friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# roffleBurns
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# See, you should take impossible deadlines and turn them into possible lifelines.
/no fucking idea what I am on about
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# are you pushing the envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# no
I'm thinking outside of the box.

You know what I actually fucking said in a call yesterday??

"We should put that project on the back burner, cos we have other stews that need cooking".

I couldn't believe it. I still don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha!~
Delia
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Pfffft *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# oh dear
I was told that someone was "just spitballing but remember this is just a ballpark figure"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Probably thinking outside the box.
the your

:)

Edit: Achtung Piss Den Gehirn!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Gehirnpissen FDG
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# is that mucky?
I need to go home soon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Amen, brother!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *gets jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *bites lip*
feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yes!
cheers hameboy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# nae bother an' that
know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# why on earth?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I don't get bitten by you or Dixon nearly enough
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I bite him and he bloody ignores me!
I reckon if you bite him he'll bite you back. How could he resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *surprise chomp on back of neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Goodness!
*grows penis, starts fancying men*

You've turned me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# She fancies you especially.
(edit: Frog that is. I can't speak for Ms. Wow)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It must be because I smell of flies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# maybe it's the warts
*feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
You're a big meany.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# sorry
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# \o/ I got a hug
yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# you like hugs?
try this on for size

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *goes all Betty Davis*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *gravelly voice*
you've got betty davis eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yep
*opens jar*

Just run one round your mouth for a few seconds, it feels great
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Lynx effect?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# chinese chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I just like making him uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# She's lovely.
I do love toads, they're marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# There's a question. Is she a toad or a bullfrog?
I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I would say toad, but I'm not sure, just hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I think you may be right.
It's got warts. Only toads have those.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Looks like a horned toad to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Best of all the toadytoads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# But have you met
the Colorado River Toad? Now there's one for lickin'.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Cor!
That's really well done. Been loving your stuff lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Aw shucks. :)
Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# camilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Joan Rivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Alright
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)