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[challenge entry] That's no way to run a job centre...



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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# tee hee
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
if this doesn't get fp'd I'll eat my own trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# well...


bah, m'server appears to be borked
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
DEM JUST KEEPS ON COMIN'

right from the very first copulating polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# spot on
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# oh, can you all see it then?
That means work has blocked my fucking website the cunts!

what next, b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Borked - I love that word...

Ref: Borked
"To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken."

Example 1.... I totally borked my machine viewing b3ta.

Example 2.... "I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

¬?_ -- my hat is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm listening to The Sugarcubes at the moment
My stereo is bjorked.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Check out "b3ta" on Urban Dictionary...

b3ta

"A website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children. Some of these "kidults" are quite talented artists, and should be out selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece then scribbling a giant penis on it and calling everyone "gay".

Though the "b3ta mindset" is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea; you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long abandoned for a more mature attitude."

A typical discussion about an image on b3ta:

Jack: "LOL! A COCK! How original!"

Jill: "No it's not"

Jack: "LOL! COCK!"

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# as if by magic
his dole cheque appears
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahah!
Benn FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# any Wow users here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# pffft
yes.

Not me though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Wow?

* Wanky Old Webnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Accountant? Don't do it mate, it's not worth it
and where's my bowler hat?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# A ha ha ha
Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# [hahah....
..all kinds of good!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Mr Benn didn't live in Birmingham.
He lived in Putney.

/pedant
(Lambkin, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)