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# When boredom strikes...
I have a new hobby, and I am sure I am not alone. With the magic of Sky+, I am now able to pause celebs halfway through saying words like fuction or country, with the Brucie-Bonus of catching them with 'sex face'
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha i bought new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# really?
/talk board much?
G'nite you lot - im still knackered - 1/2 dead:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# G'night skuggles!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# g'nite
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You should go to bed earlier ms SkUG!
Remember, you can turn b3ta off at any time and we'll all cease to exist, it's not as if we'll run off!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# but but something might happen...
who thinks i should go back to college? and get a HNC/D?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# nite!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# get your tits out or else.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oo yay !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha
WHOOOA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# fuck i just lost the game
been ages till this post
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# you shit
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# This might count as an image post
since it has conjured images in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I wore the blue socks today.
Tomorrow I may shave earlier than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you shave everyday?
that's madness!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Is it?
You're sure? Should I stop?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I don't know, I just never considered it
every day? wow. I am amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Hmm, interesting
I wish I could see a picture of that, on this internet picture message board.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i imagined there was a picture of a donkey on the beach
and there was a smaller donkey on its back singing a number 1 hit by the beetles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Christ...
you must get really, really bored :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i am!
what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hold on a sec...
my cock in your a TEASMAID!

and the Bendy Bully, don't forget the Bendy Bully
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yay those teasmaides are expensive to buy!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# glad you like your prize
delivery normally takes between three weeks & several billion* years

*proper billions
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Is "fuction" a word?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# It is now.
Well done. You will recieve your OED certificate through the post within 28 days of your paying the New Word fee of £179.99.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Well that seems reasonable enough...
*gets out wallet*

WAIT A SECOND! IS THIS A SCAM?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Duely noted.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I have become so pathetically used to the Power[!] of SkyPlus
that now, when i miss something in a real-life conversation, I've actually caught myself glancing round for the remote so i can rewind the world and listen again.

*shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)