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# Inked as requested.

May add a splash of colour over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Oh my.

But where's her squirrel tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I thought you had already?

* White
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# [I say!....]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# err
bit chunky in the old leg dept. int she?
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# nowt wrong with that...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# naw not all, thats what real women look like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# YEAH SO WHAT
*slaps her hockey/rugby moulded thighs* I could crack heads between these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you tell 'em Cap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Damn straight.
Sturdy girls FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i want my women to be able to take a hit better than i can
skinny girls can't defend me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# and they break when you spank them
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# sturdy girls can hit back without breaking though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# sorry, I'm thinking about spanking now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# DrZaarlon Is The Corrupter Of Youth
...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
#
straight bi
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not going to halve my chances of getting my rocks off.
Simple as.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oh dear....
Would you all excuse me for a few minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# go have a nice cold shower and a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I fear it's rather too late for that.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You are excused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thanks honey.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# back now!
*has extra spring in his step*
*best not to ask why*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i wasn't complaining, not at all
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Leave it, Fae, he's not worth it....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D
The only men against big arses are big arses.

So there. TAKE THAT MEN.


:D nah, each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i think big fat thighs is the term you are going for
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Spinal Tap had the right idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Talk about mudflaps,
my girl's got 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# you seen the Live Earth version?
with 40 bass players?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hah!
Yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I was there

not one of the bassists like...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# * looks

Hell yea!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Exactly.
When I was considering poledancing (because you can make shitloads) I was going to damce to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Arf! If I were to pursue a career as a poledancer
I'd dance to this. Do they have male poledancers?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Being headlocked by a pair of those
is something a man can hanker after.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Far better than the twigs that pass for supermodels these days
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# do you really want to see people with ligs like posh spice
and kate moss?

they are like looking at skinned frogs legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# It's when the thighs don't meet till just above the knee
when it just gets ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I don't remember requesting this
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you had a mouthful of cock at the time
perhaps you said something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
It was "invertebrates with tits"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# * how does Wasp Box know that 4dam has a cock in his mouth?

* ponders, but not for too long
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# He's my helper
But he regularly takes advantage of my vegetable state by forcing his shrivelled cock into my various entries
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I don't use my cock any more
I have a bus load of sub-mentals that I force into abusing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I could probably help with a splash of....
*chooses not to finish that statement*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Repost

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# NO IT'S DIFFERENT
The lines are blacker.

CAn't you fucking see that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Take the cocks out of your mouth
before you speak to me boy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# When i'm good and ready
I can't wait for the coloured in version on monday. I don't think I'll sleep
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# it features Rolf Harris anallly molesting a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# All the best things do.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I miss you 4dam
in a totally homosexual way, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# It's people like you that make popping back here so worthwhile
I love you Mr Horrible
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# * Unexpected Rolfhorse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# As long as either the horse or Rolf has tits
that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ideally
they'd both have tits





...and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# tits and cocks with tits

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# tits with cock nipples
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# that in themselves have tits
Fractal cock-tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# and each nipple has a tiny little cock
... with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# she has sturdy thighs
and i like it.

spend your weekend withthe crayons out and colour it on.

but will it be brown or red sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Always ready with a helping hand...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# depends if she's putting it on chips or sausages
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# brown for both.
what are you, sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# A chicken and mushroom pukka pie and chips DEMANDS ketchup
Steak and kidney pie/sausages/bacon and fry-ups all demand brown


It's teh law I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# lord no, red is demon blood. Fact.
pukka pies should have gravy on them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# red or brown?
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ooh
saucy...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# tits and arse
it's like watching Argentinian television

more filth please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)