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# cloverfield
is a load of shit, Rambo 4 is far too violent. For fuck sake hollywood entertain ME again.
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Right on, preacher man!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# erm.......
alvin and the chipmonks?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:00, archived)
# hollywood? entertainment? maybe you're expecting too much
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:01, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I know
I should have a picture, but 5 months of nightshift, cant I just see one thing that restores my faith in the Idiot Lantern (VLS ) or the big screen, maybe I just need the sun.
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)
# nah its kewl as far as im concerned,
the board is slower than a wet weekend and i was just desperate to post my marvin piccie (I made it a week ago.) I know about the movies too, last one i saw was the golden compass. 10 years without going to the cinema, looks like it will be another 10 if GC was the standard :-(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# I Liked
the drunk bear, who woudnt lose armour after a good piss up!
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I think the bits with the bears were the only good bits.
The rest of it was utter SHIT.
I fucking HATED that film.
The books are so much better, and I will be sticking to them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:12, archived)
# This^
The books, although "better", still filled me with an unaccountable rage.

He didn't FINISH them, where's the death of theology?

*Cries into rice crispies (which i what I'm having for breaklunch)*
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Its
a lovely picture too, I should have said.
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)
# i cut the marvin out from a poster
so the effort was someone else's...i did animate it though.

yeah the bear was the only thing that saved it. I'd love to get a youtube of the fight seen, the bit where the other bear's jaw gets ripped off, so i could make a *shut the fuck up* animation. but alas when i last looked, it was not up there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:26, archived)
# July 1993
I got raided and all my films taken, yet I dont recall anything as violent as that Bear getting its snout fucked off its face, how the world turns.
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:32, archived)
# it was impressively graphic
even for CGI.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:34, archived)
# wait till you see rambo
you will shake your head
(escherspencil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# humm
it cost me 14 bucks to see the golden comparse, which corresponds to about 3 beers and a couple of games of pool in my pub. I don't think I'll see rambo for a while...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)
# this is my surprised face.
Photobucket
why in hell would you watch that crap inthe first place? i hope you didn't pay to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)
# oh hai guy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)
# o hai!
what is up?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)
# having a drink,
enjoying the end of the day as its slowly dissolves in a warm haze of bbq fumes and suburban futility!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:16, archived)
# same here except the drink is an orange and the bbq fumes are the unholy stench rising from my rotting lower jaw.
oh, and my futility is urban.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I've got something you may like:
Explosive diarrhea.

Awfully violent, though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:07, archived)
# is the tagline:
tubgirl meets 2 girls 1 cup?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Hollywood called. It says it can't be bothered making the effort for you any more.
You never call or write.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# dear hollywood:
burn, please.

yours,
public enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)
# Dear Hollywood,
^this,
Frank Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:27, archived)
# dear frank black:
reforming the pixies was a bad idea.

yours,
people who liked the pixies the first time around.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:36, archived)
# A little over 50%
It was a good try, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:40, archived)
# dear tahkcalb:
thanks for screwing up the format of this exchange. you suck!

yours,
postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Dear Society:
I have a grudge. My list of grievances will be sent in another envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:51, archived)
# To whom it may concern:
Arse!

Signed,
Tahkcalb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:59, archived)
# dear arse:
i love you.

yours,
postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Deer Arse:
I love you.

Yiff,
Grrr Meow III jr.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)
# dear b3ta:
i'm tired and going to bed.

yours,
postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:19, archived)
# you'll have Indy, Batman and Bond later on this year
what more do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# good films, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:42, archived)
# They haven't completely discounted ever making a new Care Bears movie.
I wouldn't be quite so despondent.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:50, archived)
# *eagerly awaits*
i'm not despondent, i'm glad they make crappy movies. it keeps the mouthbreathers busy and out of the decent cinemas that don't show garbage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:51, archived)
# I'm looking forward to Indy and Batman and wouldn't really consider myself a mouthbreather.
Blockbuster does not necessarily mean crap.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:53, archived)
# you get partial exemption because you're a pop-culture buff.
i can go along with smart pop-culture, at times, but even a lot of that gets watered down so that more people will buy into it.

i can't recall many blockbusters (a term that we might define differently) from the past twenty years that weren't crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Meh, I'm far from a pop culture buff.
I don't care whether its a multi-million dollar extravaganza or something low budget and arthouse, if its entertaining it's entertaining. Its also nice sometimes to be able to switch off the brain and enjoy a certain kind of film simply for enjoyments sake.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:07, archived)
# YOU ARE BUFF. I SAY YOU BUFF, SO YOU BUFF. GOT IT, BUFF?
i don't mind switching my brain partly off, but i can't do it completely (or 90% off), and that's what so many films seem to require.

i guess it would be easier if most off the brain-off films weren't also hopelessly jingoistic, patronising and bigoted or clueless about other cultures.

i am expecting too much of them, i know. but, crap can be good! it doesn't have to be bad on top of being crap.

*shakes fist at 'independence day', 'armageddon' and the like*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:16, archived)
# We're in agreement on that score :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Speed 3: Cattle Car of the Stars
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)
# sped 3: short bus terror!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Sped 4: Wet windows
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)
# so i did.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Something involving magnets would be nice
morning TGA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 7:58, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# WTF?
Cloverfield was great.
Rambo 4 is fucking RAMBO, what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# My god.
3 years, 42 posts and that's what you came out with?

Seriously mate. Talkboard beacons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Talkboard beacons?
to guide the lost at night?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# american gangster
jumpers
sweeney todd


but not
27 dresses
jane austen bookclub

or FUCKING

HAIRSPRAY
(my kids have watched it about 47,000,000 times!

Also, regarding nightshift, I've been on nights for 23 years straight and there's nothing wrong with me!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I thought Cloverfield was quite good
So stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)