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# that definatley WON'T get the kids set up for all day at school!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I have a lovely spliff all to myself every morning
whilst watching the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha!!
does it make the news seem more... real!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It makes Bill Turnbull seem normal
when really he's just as stoned as I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i can't smoke before going to work
my meh levels are low enough already
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me neither
I prefer a can of special brew
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crack off the wifes tits for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Your wife is made out of meringue
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or ice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or brandy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Meringue better for sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# They melt when wet
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Better than ice.
Imagine getting stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's true love, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# /Paul Daniels
That's MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yeah cos having a wife that melts into nothing when wet would be right sexy
*twirls index finger next to temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So you'd rather have a wife that you stick to with your bellend
who will also melt due to the heat created by the warm arts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# if...
but...

shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# As long as it has tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I prefer it when women are made from
the stuff you normally have them made from... dematologically tested silicone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# why would she get wet?
you mean in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I think someone's into watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You could fashion some sort of
impenetrable cape.

/Raincoat.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you're suggesting that you fashion a wet suit for your ice wife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You say this like he's fucking mental or something.
Seems perfectly rational to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# because you're fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# SLANDER
I shall see you swinging from the highest yard arm in the docks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ma-an
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# There's the rotter, officer
He is a slanderous oaf of the first water, and I wish to have him executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
you will always remebers this day as the day you almost caugh... oh - you've caught me.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes it is.
Mental would be making a wetsuit for my ice lady, but using Fire as a raw material!

Oh how we laughed.

/runs off
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'd love if you could make me something out of fire.
I would like a little cat made out of fire. I'd call him fireypuss, and I could set him on gentlemen callers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But how would you have
cuddle tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ice based mittens!
And perhaps an ice apron for chesty hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oh that's excellent
I'm glad you thought of that for me. I was thinking I'd have to become a fireman and get some of those fetching big trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
'meh level'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It cheers me up for the inevitable 'drag self kicking and screaming'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i done it once
i didn't do a bit of work all day

and i had a headache from concentrating too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
I think you may need to have it built up into your system during your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I took an E before going to work once
I'd been up all night and thought it would help.

I don't rememeber anything from that day, except watching The Thing when i got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The Thing's a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Even I can spot the obvious flaw in that plan
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I know that NOW!!!
I was young and full of stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You were being fisted by Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and drugs, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# O_O
you don't know me very well do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't read your bloody biography, dude.
You've never told me much about your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's cos i don't really remember it
i was stoned all the time




*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hang on,
you told me you was an orphan in the local nunnary and now you're the vicar of a small community in scotland that had never heard of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's right
but we have a massive marijuana plantation in the nunnery gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ahhh!
you left that part out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what part?
sorry, my memory's not waht it once was
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I just cannot imagine that
I have never really been in to recreational drugs in any way, but having a joint in the morning seems as weird to me as having a pint (in the morning).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I've done that too, but only when young.
Please take into the equation my extremely high tolerance to all THC based narcotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It wasnt a judgement
At all, I cant tell you are 'a normal', it just seemed like soemthing that my body would reject. Much the same, I assume, as having a 8am pint.

Saying that, I havent ever tried it. Perhaps I should crack open an Erdinger tomorrow morning!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Do you drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# My wife mad!
thanyou, thankyou, I'm here all week, try the Veal.

Errrm, yes I do drive, and i'm not even married (yet).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)