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# I meant to do Skug
a Skug yesterday but beer interfered with the process.
happy Skugentines day Skug.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Valentine's shmalentines.
Love is about caring every day, not pulling something out of the bag on an arbitrary day.

I am going bell ringing tomorrow. On my own.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# THE BEEEEEEEEEEELLLS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Like all other
American inventions of the Hallmark company designed to rob hapless, half-wits of money better spent on beer, Valentines day is something I have no truck with. My wife gets flowers at work, by courier every Monday morning as she has done for some years now and it pleases her no end. Sending anything to mark tomorrow would be like sending father's, mother's and christmas cards. Pandering to commercial greed and I won't have it.

I said Skugentines.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# still not found the bastard
who's sending her flowers then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# hehe.
I did wonder who would be the first to say it.

Why should I find him, saves me a fortune ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I bouycott the cut flower industry because of the way it treats African workers.
Jim knows this, but she is saddened by it.

I do grow her flowers though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# oh fuck the slaves.
I have nothing against any of that stuff. Just pathetic attempts to make me guilty enough to mark a commercial day get my goat. I think people know I have no truck with it, no sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I don't give a fuck about slavery
I just don't like people actively dying to provide an aesthetic.

World Health Organization and the United Nations Environment Programme reported that pesticides caused 20,000 deaths and poisoned 3 million people worldwide each year.

Workers are sent back into greenhouses and die. It might be excusable for food in a famine stricken country, but for flowers from Columbia and Africa, no.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I chose to mishear you on account of your ginger hair and nautical appearance.
I make a card for some people at Christmas and Jim gets one from the girls on mother's day, which means that I do at least one. I do not do any buying of cards and nor do I do Father's day.

If I like someone enough to make them a card or write them a letter then that is fair enough, but if I don't then why fake it?

At work this Christmas an outworker who is well known to me and who my wife has done work for gave us a card, which was nice, but she got a card for everyone and having her standing next to Neil saying 'who is Neil?' waving a card with his name on it highlighted all that is wrong with people today.

They stand too close to Neil, the fucking lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# You big fluffy git
How lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# its a good excuse for a girl to send me a card
wow im still in schook! i can't spell shock lol, what should i do? its tomorrow! *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Have sex.
It's not as good as the real thing, but you have company whilst you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# but i don't know who she is yet!
..im assuming its a woman....
I'd like to get to know someone before i have sex, but thanksfor the offer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# yay !
ning sir !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ning
chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Woo!
:D
Woo i love it :D
*adds to the hall of fame*
woah @ the cfb!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I just rushed it
and he looks a bit flat. I may shade him and texture him later so I'll nudge you if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# :D
what should i eat? imma hungry hungry SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I had homemade meatballs in tomato sauce.
They were delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ommellette
with spring onions, cheese, ham and mushrooms

but you can't share mine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# now that sounds like a plan
well done sire!
and chips of course...
hmm righty im off for dindins :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# no chip pan
so don't have chips :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ok ok heres what you do
get a tater
peel or keep the skin on - choice is yours
chop into thin pieces, so you have lots of O shapes made of taters, add salt and pepper to taste (some chilli if you like em hot) and smother in olive oil (personally i use garlic flavoured becaus i luves it) - you can do the same with onions and carrots and parsnips - roast for 20-25 mins on a moderate heat and eat
oh and a good HOT meal - parsnip curry! mmm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I like pasta and pesto an unhealthy amount.
It may well be my favourite foodstuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# dangerously close to
the type of frittatas I make myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# i have also used bacon
in the past.

normally go with what's in the fridge, but today bought ham and mushrooms
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Streaky bacon can make just about any meal better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# streaky bacon
is an integral part of my favourite roast lamb

almost as integral as the bottle of white whine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I had some nice roast lamb over the weekend.
I turned some of the remnants into a tasty curry last night.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# never used to eat curry
but might start cooking them this year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I don't make them particularly spicy,
but the smell of cumin and garlic and ginger and chilli frying is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Grubs and small mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# as long as they're deep fat fried
i'd eat em :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# headcrabs
*edits*

My yummiest snack:
while you are grilling four fish fingers, toast some bread and apply butter (not marge). Then make a sarnie with the toast and fish fingers and gollops of ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# oh and i'll have one of those too
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# BACON SANDWICH.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i had bacon this morning
i know you can never have enough bacon but i've run out :(
bacon in a hot cross bun - mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Haha, that's brilliant!
Also, the addition of the volcano and lightning in the background make this picture 84% more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# why,
that's mighty fine of you to say so sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# a lovely skug!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# you called?
oh you mean SkUGosarus :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)