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# I think they're missing a trick...

everything seams to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's great.
Really zingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i fear brown shower may have other meanings
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Could be worse.....
/golden
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I must say,
I think a brown shower sounds worse, but I'd rather not have a debate...
(Graz1089, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# let's have
a mass debate
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Tub girl's favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yeah
i realised that and left it for extra comedy value
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'd rather have shower gel on chips than ketchup any day.
yuk :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# WRONGHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i would buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The Mint one is rather fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ^this
I brought 4 bottles over to germany with me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Good for other things too.
Edit: I was meant to reply to Archie, but you'll do just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ergh, what do you mean??
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh don't play the innocent with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# cleaning your teeth?
please tell me what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It works on the same principle as pleasure gel.
Next time you have a shower, have a wank using it (SPARINGLY).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that sounds like pain to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Only if you use too much.
I was introduced to it for this reason by a bloke, and he didn't say it was painful. Although I will admit if you use too much it can be a bit uncomfortable.

Edit: I'm not forcing you, though. Don't have Captain approved wanks. See if I care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# oh, you'll care
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I know.
Damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Feel unclean now
Need a shower.... Oh no
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# This
but for some reason harder to find than other varieties.

/saddled with lemon this time round blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Lemon is for suckers
I made that mistake once, never again. Am I hallucinating that there was a mint-only flavour? I've only been able to lay my hands on a mint/tea-tree combo, and I'm not sure what a tea-tree actually is.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# There's an almond and something one
looks like jizz, smells like the most boring thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oh yeah, I tried that!
not for it's jizz-looking qualities mind you, but more because the -something that was with the almond sounded like something worth giving a shot. alas, it was one of the greatest let-downs of my life, exaggeratingly speaking.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I tried that once. I got some in my eyes and ended up looking like a rabbit that had failed the LD50 test.
Horrid.

Edit: Perhaps that should be Draize test?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haha
fine metaphor usage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I use the Lime one
the mint one leaves me feeling too tingly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# is there such a thing as TOO tingly?
I didn't think tingliness had an undesirable extreme. Except maybe some kind of chronic pins-and-needle affair I suppose.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# There is.
You'll know when you find it. If you don't believe me, cover your anus in colgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# my cat loves colgate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :D mental image award of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Does your cat love colgate
On your rusty sherrifs badge?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# three questions:
1. why?
2. learnt from personal experience?
3. why oh good god why?!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Because I said so
No. Well, sort of. It'd take too long to explain.

BECAUSE I BLOODY SAID SO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# well that answers all my questions, succinctly and efficiently.
that is all.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Colgate
On the Walnut whip is a mighty strange sensation.
Always rinse thoroughly girls
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Remind me
Not to borrow your tooth brush
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Really good!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Tomato shower gel?
*steals and patents*

Mwahahahahahaha!

*Files bankruptcy because it's a terrible idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)