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# lol
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
christ.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha cracked me up
real office lollage
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# well i don't get it
so have this www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

and i meant to ask, where in the hell did you find those blue peter sauce pic's
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yay for Buster
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ^
awesome find your Maj!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it's bloody easy
i love the internet me, it's so easy to find stuff, not like the old days when you had to look at books and stuff.

so where'd you find the blue peter pic's, i won't tell anyone else, it'll be our secret.

edit/ cheers.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I had loads of vhs tapes of old rare music videos and stuff dating back to 1983
I threw them all out last year as the internet had finally caught up and overtaken my stash :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i still haven't got the heart to do that.
i replaced my vhs machine nearly two years ago and haven't even plumbed it in yet, truth be told, i don't understand the instructions.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# packing up the house the other weekend i found my tapes of various televised gigs
i doubt i'll ever watch them again, but they are NOT going.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# fuck yes
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ha ha ha i like this
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# john otway
is a god
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Thing is, I can never hear his name now without thinking of Bunsen Burners
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# how come?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# cos this got stuck in my head when he released it a few years back...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOzQE9Isek

WARNING! Contains Richard Blackwood at beginning
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahahahaah
i love that he's even wearing the same shirt
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this man is now my hero
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# YOUR MA AND PA
THEY JUST WANNA KICK ME

Edit: am I right? I can't click the link, evil_twin is sleeping.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# this one is actually his cover of 'house of the rising sun'
which is nearly as good as yeah baby i'm really free, but not quite

also: headphones
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# now that is a gem.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# this is gold
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahah
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hahahah
excllent
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
and then he went to church



and then gunned everyone down, as is the American way

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# We were driving through Virginia
(at least I think that's where we were) and we pulled off the highway to get some supplies. We came across a 'town' that had a mini strip-mall which basically consisted of a bible store, a liquor store, and a gun store, all next to each other. And nothing else.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS LIVING
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THIS IS AMERICAAAAAAA.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
*kicks kitten in a well*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# streuth!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# americans spend more on porn than food
and they're all fat bastards
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# LIP UP FATTY!
.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# And with that in mind.
Think how much they must actually spend on porn.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# People spend money on porn?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# 10-14 Billion was the last figure Forbes quoted
but that could be way off as people don't like to admit to stuff like that.

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# but
the internet is for pr0n!!!

Elect me Empress of Texas and free porn for all my subjects!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# but for americans, food IS porn
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Bestiality and chips, please.
Washed down with a money-shot.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# look at the cream horns on that!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Don't know if the UK has it
but McD's is currently pushing its new burger over there, the third-pounder. It's a 1/3lb burger, and you can get it loaded with cheese and bacon. I've read it contains somewhere in the region of 870 calories. I hate to think how many of those are in the form of saturated fat.
Another 'restaurant' chain (I forget who) has been promoting the concept of "fourth-meal", the idea of which is basically that you eat four full meals a day, instead of three.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# fourth meal
is Taco Bell, I think.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# well, the advertising is working


/works on taco bell account blog
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Heh
it doesn't surprise me at all.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# at the same time as promoting their healthy options, and the nutritional values of their menu?
 
or is that just over here
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# They promote their salds and stuff
as being healthier, but the salads all have bacon or fried chicken on top. KFC don't even try to advertise health. And Wendy's is trying to say that they're the best because they'll tell you where their fish is from.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# WE CAUGHT THIS IN THE SEWER, SO YA KNOW IT'S FRESH
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# YUM YUM!
SEWERTROUT



/doesn't eat fish
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# No no
you can get a salad at McDonalds over here, and they've got charts on the wall telling you how good for you it is. You can read the chart and decide to get a salad next time as you chuck down your 870 calories of hormone-infused flesh.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# We've had donner kebabs over here for ages,
with I think over 1000 calories in a large one.
One of the reasons I put on weight in my first year of uni.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# it's true though
dieatry wise, it's better to have five meals a day than three
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not if they're all fast food
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# fastest food?
scone
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I bet you set up this whole conversation just so you could make that joke, didn't you?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
no, trust me
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe, I don't know
but surely not if they're all fucking huge meals, and are all full of saturated fat.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I think the idea is that it's easier to eat a variety of foods if you have 5 meals,
giving you a healthier balance of nutrients. Obviously, that argument is more or less redundant if you're eating fast food too often.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ...or just eating half a pound of meat at every meal
with a couple of over-boiled carrots or something as 'garnish'.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# yep, and they wonder why the rest of the world fears them
and hates them in equal measure.

That is a lovely order of shops though, if your life is going wrong turn to Jebas, if he can't help start drinking and when that fails to dull the pain of life simply shoot your face off (although remember to buy enough ammo to kill lots of innocent people first so you at least get famous, because every tv show in the US teahces you that if you aren't on E News for at least 7 and a half seconds your life was utterly wasted)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# /ben elton
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# now that's just insulting
;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhhhahhah what a payoff!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# LIP UP FATTY!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Listen to the music of the fatty beat
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# FATTY FATTY LIP UP
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# wow... predictable
yawn
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# SHUT IT YOU SLAG!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# BITCH SHUT YOUR TRAP!
oh no you didn't!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)