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Aww bless... He's gonna dig a hole an 'feed' them all in...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Awwww.

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Did you do anything with those Crispin Horse-Boy photos?

I'd love a peek if you have...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

Nah, last night I took a night off b3ta

Watched Lock Stock and ate salad and weighed and measured myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

if the milk is sour

i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

I stand by my statement that Jason Statham needs my loving.

My word, that man is so gorgeous.

Dexter Fletcher just creases me though, bless him.

And every time I watch the film I always go on about lovely Barry being cute and how much I want one (awww his ickle face) and then get sad at the end because he's dead (actor, and character). I forget this EVERY TIME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

"fucking scouse cunts"

he does have a face like a bulldog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's just his big silly head.

I love it very much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

he looks like he'd be happy spending his

day lying in the sun idly chewing a slipper

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

growling and shaking his sovereign covered fist

at anybody that comes too close

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

but enough about your childhood

what about the film?
Edit: sorry, this doesnt really make sense.
Edit: Sorry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

you're so silly

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

I just thought all weegies wear sovvies

especially celtic fans.

and rangers fans.

neds.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

well you thought wrong

now go and say ten hail marys!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

sorry. :(

Holy Mary mother of something... x10

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

i'm not fuckin' interested!!

if you don't wanna be counting the fingers you ain't got,
i suggest you get those guns back, QUICK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Sterling use of punctuation there, Ives.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

the old exclamation mark-comma combo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

It's a valid perl operator! Ahahahahahhaaaaa.

Ahhhh.

Anyone?

(x !, y; y z; z ~= w etc.)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

why thank you very much captain!

EDIT: happy now?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

haha

so many good characters.
i do like big chris too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Everything the correct length and mass?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

Better than it was.

I'm heading in the right direction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

Those better not the those imposter

lime jaffas!!!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Never!

I spit on those "limey" traitors

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

I think we should club togeather

and put a price on the head of the detestable marketing personage that came up with that depraivaty!
I call Jaffa Jihad!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

I've never tried any of the weird jaffa cakes.

I almost did with the berry ones, but I looked at them in Tesco, shook my head and picked up the orange ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

I prefer men-biscuits

like Rockys, Classics or chocolate hobnobs.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

You prefer arse biscuits!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yeah

I prefer the cream filled ones:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

haha filth

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Rockys are lovely

as are Classics BUT

You can't beat a good Tunnocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

trios ftw!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Do they make trios any more?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

da
da

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Was ist los, was ist los?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

I can't remember the other words.

Was that a line? I remember something about respect....*racks brain*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

If not

They should do!

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Oh my yes.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

My mate Toby always has a packet of Tunnocks

and chucks one at you if he deems you to be worthy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

hitting people's elbows while the eat Tunnock's Teacakes is particularly fun, especially if you shout

MONEYSHOT as you do it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Super fun!!! "wanders off loking for someone to do it too"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

Tunnock's Caramel Logs are good

but Jaffa Cakes are just so insubstantial and I find them pointless as a tea snack.

Pointless.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Tea snacks?

I make biscuits to go with tea. They've got seeds in them, and taste AMAZING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

you get pretend Jaffas in France

they're cherry flavoured

and are quite possibly the sweetest thing ever invented

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

They sound foul.

Unless it's an actual cherry, or containing them like a pie, I hate cherry flavoured things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

they are horribly sweet

cherry flavouring is like strawberry flavouring - it tastes nothing like the actual fruit, but you're tricked into thinking it does by the fact it says 'cherry flavoured' on the box

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

Always a let down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

Hooray! Jaffa cakes!

Lovely stuff.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

It still scared the willies out of me

I felt as though hull was finally being destoryed in a cloverfield style fashion

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

have you always lived in Hull

or were you sent there?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

I was sent there

Willingly :(

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

Ha ha ha

now THAT I'd pay to see...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

To be fair

In Hull it would probably only require a large dog to knock it down

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

GIVE ME JAFFAS NOW

now now I say

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

Damn Hippie Freak

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

i've still not had a jaffa since flowerpots jaffa challenge...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

That was my cunning plan

It's about time we were all weaned off them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

more for you eh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

I have stopped eating them

and biccies
and chocolate.
My body is a temple but I don't want it to get as big as the Taj Mahal.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

that'll be them going bust then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

Hurray for Jaffacakes!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

*clicks hard*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

lovely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

* follows*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

You dirty swine :)

They wil be all soily

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

There'd still be jaffery goodness underneath though!

Mmmm

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)