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# Cuz she's ill.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Form an orderly line, gentlemen
*barges in*
*applies*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i was about to correct you to 'gentlemen and captain wow'
but then i realised it *was* captain wow
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :D
I can rub myself whenever I wish.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# don't we all know it :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# poor Harriet
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Harriet?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Be you thinkin of Chorizowagon?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Needs more close-up
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# stick it on my boot and i'll kick it into her cunt
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You old smoothy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ^ this ^
Pffftttt....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# You old flirt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# i didn't realice it was you, christ, where are my steel toe capped wadders :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hit me with your best shot
*dances*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# finally
you've drawn something I find sexy.
Edit: Needs bigger tits.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# haha
I didnt know it was you. I just prefer this drawing to the oddly shaped tit-mutants.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh you BITCH.
I'm fucking sexy anyway, I know I am.


*blows nose, sneezes and staggers backwards*


Yeah, youb want dis. Youb want it BAAAD.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *fetches barge pole*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *pox and lurgy*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I feel there has been a misunderstanding here.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *leaks alluringly*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# i told you those laxitives were a good idea.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# \o/ it's like a party on my chair, and everyone's invited.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# She is you know
I would
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Really?
*fireman's lift, fucking RUNS*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Maybe not through the cold though ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Don't care, got you now
*continues to run*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Careful sweets, colds and hernias don't mix...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *RUNS*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *vaguely struggles*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Struggle when we get back.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Will do
*relaxes*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You don't often hear someone say THAT
to JJ
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ...and then the penguin thing and the cat/woman hybrid thing could be queing up to take their turn
and the weetabix-browed one could be all apprehensive because the penguin thing has a massive cock
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# All over what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Awww!
You are lovely.

Edit: Harriet? Oh. :-(
Edit Edit: No, it's me. Yaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Right click
You'll feel better
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Aye. Got there eventually.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# 'ello ducky
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hey hon
You still all the way in Glasgow?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *looks out window*
afraid so
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *rubs*
*applies to eyes to see if it's true and you can see in black and while*

*rolls of floor screaming*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# well it would be rude not to
for an easy bet to win, bet you can't eat an entire tub of vaporub, it doesnt taste of anything!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, Vicks
Stuff of gods

*sniffles*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Sales are up !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha!
Sensual menthol!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well since i have massage training
i'd be glad to help in a fully professional way
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# In the praa-be-be-blah!
Friends episode anyone?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)