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(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# My mum knew Lenny Henry before he was famous.


And that's all I have to say on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I bet it's not.
And you're just itching to go off on a three page rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Not at all.
She didn't know him well, and has never elaborated on the story. I have nothing more to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I never said your rant would be relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You're right. You didn't


What format pages? How many words would the rant have to stretch to? Is there a deadline?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I want it on my desk by Thursday!
Or something. I don't really care. Be creative.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I have a pound note signed by him, if you would like to ad that to your story
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Did she know him before he was funny?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# He was funny??
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That's nothing
I knew Greg Gurener at school and he was never famous!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I was at school with Michael Underwood off the telly.
Though I didn't know him personally. My friend was good friends with Alan Carr in lower school. Apparently Alan refers to my friend as "that really gay one that I knew at school".
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Jill Dando went to my school
she was mates with my mates sister and qwas a right snooty cow by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# SO you shot her
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
i once had the misfortune to go to a lenny henry "gig". it would have been better if it had been done in mime... behind a curtain
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# heh
have you heard his new series on radio 4, it's utter crud

Oh and welcome, you'll never leave etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# thankyou ;)
(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *wholeheartedly agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i cooked for him once when he came into a pub i ran
he was very pleasent
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I liked his show in the 1980s
but then again I was about 10 when it was on, and it's amazing what small children can find funny. I think I used to like Garfield back then too.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahah, welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair, photoshop a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I saw him in an advert for a hotel last night
and it made me want to do a hungerford.

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's a shame because he's been badly served
by a lot of mediocre comedy writers in his time. His best stuff was always his earlier daft stuff. And what possessed him to do the frankly piss-poor "Chef" we may never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)