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# RPS (or W)
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I do not have a "toav" gif
can you please post something else
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# How's this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Silly Ttssattsr!
Woofadings is not vanses!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Oh oopsies! What about crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# See, if it wasn't for normal people
I'd have a t shirt with a crab on. B3tans would get the crabby goodness, they'd understand the excellence of crab, but normal people would think I was in some way making a rather harsh judgement on my own sexual behaviour or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# nonsense
I'm afraid everyone loves crabs, best of all the crustaceans.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yeah, that'll be why I get funny looks
when I get excited at the fish counter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# or pehaps it is
the way that said excitement exhibits itself...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# MY FLIES BROKE.
I didn't do it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# plus
they might think you were into astrology
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# And I'm not even Cancer. I'm Saggitarius.
Although some people say I'm Ophiuchus, which is that 13th one. I don't really know or care.

Manwife is a crab though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# i didn't understand most of what you said because astrology is bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Dingdingding we have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Grahhhrrrrrr *scorpions*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# My parents are scorpions.
I'm half best of all the animals. Or a big hairy bloke with a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Sheep over here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
I love that comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# that's a good 'un
but pbf has lost its way if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# nellyphants will end you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yeah who will do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# nellyphants will do you
and you'll like it

you shall call them master.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Right.
Scared, horny, ambivalent? What do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i don't even know anymore
I'm going hide under this chair until my Nellyphant masters come out of hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I shall wait for them to arrive.
For a warning party you're very vague.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# yum!
*steams*
*serves with garlic, lemongrass and ginger*
*full up*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# shit
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I'm laughing
but also thinking 'That's totally the bike for me'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# VROOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
It was the first decent Gif of Van Morrison that I could find
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 0_O
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# WUT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# "If driven safely, this van is stolen"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# also available in a wide variety of colours and finishes direct from the manufacturer
please see your local dealer for further information.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Masticate at Joseph's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# nice parking
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Needs more Washington Sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# How about
"I wish my daughter wasn't this dirty"

(Not on that van, obviously)
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HERE IS A THING THAT WE SEE ON A MESSAGEBOARD..
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# O HAI GRONKPAN
 
I KEEPWRITING POSTSAND NOT POSTING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO RUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# SOMETIMES IT CAN BE A CHALLENGE TO BE NICE. A NICE CHALLENGE.
I'm just stopping by, I've had a pretty heavy drinking session so I want to get some sleep in before work.

There's two of us to manage 60 people tomorrow. FUCKING HOLIDAY CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# yeah it's quarter to two over here.
so I'm a bit mashed, too.

Thursday this morning, but Friday through Monday off..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# YES.
Really, I bed now. I've had a pretty heavy week or two and I want to be up for a big weekend.

night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I've had a mental image for a while
of you discovering what the day shift has become and shedding a single tear, like an indian chief looking at Knoxville, Tennesee.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well, hopefully I won't remember any of this in the morning.
 
LIFE IS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I hate those kinds of messages written on vans, it's just wrong and I can't see why anyone would do it.
It's "I wish my wife were this dirty" clearly.

/predictable punchline blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i hate that your wife isn't dirty enough.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)