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# Jesus was praying there wouldn't be any sudden gusts of wind
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# AM IT SCAT PORN TIEM?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ...
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
i've seen him before

*points down*
b3ta.com/board/8211988
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# THAT'S WHY WE HAVE CHOCOLATE AT EASTER.
BECAUSE CHOCOLATE REPRESENTS THE FACT THAT JESUS LOVED SCAT PORN AND BODY PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha
did this win the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it won nothing, other than appearing in zoo magazine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I put up the creative commons on my work ever since Nuts picked a shitty one of mine to print.
I had loads of better ones, they're just pandering to morons it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i think prick with a fork ended up in nuts or zoo and my ladybird dogging one was ment to
so far i've been fairly pleased with their selection of my work they've nicked.
which one of yours did they print?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# My Wankers crisps thing.
Took me about 10 minutes whilst I was watching TV.

The font matching was fucking shit as well, it wasn't even that funny.

I would have let them carry on if they'd asked for my Mars Attacks one though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i feel the same way about prick with a fork..i did it on psp in about 5 minutes
and people fucking think it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Haha.
Yeah, I think someone mentioned an email they got from someone that was forwarded LOADS saying "OMFG LOL THIS IS REAL LMAO" and your picture at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# supposedly i didn't make it on psp and supposedly it was really sold in northern ireland.
SUPPOSEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY.
BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY JUST TOOK A PHOTO AND POSTED IT ON B3TA.

AND THE REAL PACKAGING HAS "KITTYVOMIT" WRITTEN ON IT.

MONGS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# well i added the kv bit later..
BUT YEAH. TOTALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# D:
Hacks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# haha prick with a fork is pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# my mun told me the joke, it wa on ken bruce's radio breakfast show or something
and fellow b3tan the doctor was here and said i should make it into picture. so really i owe it to him and me mum.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# This post needs more crying and thanking of deities.
/oscars
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I heard it on ISIHAC.
Humph said it about Anthony W-T though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Me too
I thought that that was the original...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# oh
I think I still love you just as much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# aww bless.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# yeh, i would be pleased if they asked for something that I thought i'd done well
or if they asked at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Well, it's better if they print something without asking and someone picks up on it
Because then you can get MONEYS :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# has anyone gotten any money out of the cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I think quite a lot of people have.
I can't remember who, it's worth asking about it in the daytime.

But if they print it without permission and can't prove it's their work then you can get a bit of cash out of them.

Nothing too extreme, but you could probably get around £50-£100 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# if only i kept the evidence/cared that much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Well, to be honest, as long as it's not a redex, you could probably prove it.
It's been published to the public under your username (which you could prove) and it was on the FP, so the link is handy in your profile, with a time and date.

It's more evidence than they could deal with, you could easily send a letter and get some free dosh. (Provided they didn't ask for permission to print it though...)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# problem is i can't remember which one published it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Send the same stock letter to both of them.
One of them might say it wasn't them, or they might not bother to check.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Haha, this is true.
You could get double the money if you can scare them :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Archie's yer man to talk to on that.
He's waging a one man war on them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# same thing happened with me, Zoo stole this twice, bizarrely, 3 months apart
I altered my taggage in the hope they'd do it again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# ah, yes
I knew there was something *special* about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# And it probably only got in there
because he looks like he's getting a blowjob. And blowjobs are a kind of sex, thus it is in Zoo.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# NOT BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY OR ANYTHING. PSSSH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *pats head*
*suckles teats*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# stop sucking your shaved nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# PLUCKED!
And I would if I could delegate the task to someone else.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Haahaha
I bet the breeze feels nice on his whip cuts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
whip cuts poop smears.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# not often I'll read that from you
'ning! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ello lully!
*luffs*

Hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# AM IT KITTYVOMIT'S JESUS TIEM?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
#

edit: how rude of me, that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha


There aren't enough spanging pans in the world for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha, fuck
i had to read that three times before getting it.
*cleans eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# best thing ever
(Pob mk2, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ALWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# pfft
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha for dads sake!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# awesome
with brown sauce!!! ON TOAST!
more of the non-pottatyshoppes-just-the-gameplay-said it-should-be-paint-pics-for-the-win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and stuff...

sorry.. got carried away there.... carry on!

/would re-lurk, but is sure there's another joke somewhere tonight
(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahhaahahahahah
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Awwwww......
nearly good on so many levels.
A bit like Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
you cunt. :)

Still, rather that than "should be good on so many levels but are ultimately a huge disappointment"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Exactly like Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hardly
a nation of 5 million does not have great expectations to live up to.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *Suddenly realises that these miserable Jock cunts were completely right about absolutely everything all along*
*Drops weapons and waits for everything to suddenly become fucking wonderful*

Phew! Who'd'a thunk it'd be that easy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# relax, son
it's not your fault your country is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# "SON?"
*resumes pointless warfare against people who are basically perfectly alright*

Oi, Dordon - stay nice and I'll repost some doctored Spectrum 'artwork' from the mid-80s.

It might make a refreshing change from pointless twattery from delightful young persons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# haha
I thought you'd gotten all angry and was trying to lighten the mood with "son". I don't hate the english, they're just wankers, we on the other hand I ruled by wankers.

I would certainly be enthralled by more of your marvelous spectrum mashes.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Pull your neck in son.
Don't make me get all viking on your ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahahahah
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# that is great!
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# this wins teh internets!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Seams ok? I go now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahahaha
that should be itv2 tho, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)