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# Cunty bollocks.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# One time I was naked spinning around on a table
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# POEKMONS IN A UNKLE STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# POOKEMONS?
WITH THE POOKEY AN THE THING THAT COMES OUT AN TH E GABBA GABEY HEY GABHEY HEY
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I am known as the rap-pa Mike D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I am known as the ferrous compound
iron sulphide
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# N I HOPE YA FEEL, NICE N COMPLETE..
LIKE COPPA SULFATE..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I'm listening to
Ghosts

special ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# why are they special?


i'm listening to francoise hardy, she's special.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# nine inch nails
It's making my head melty
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I want to fuck you like an animal
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# *dances like a branimal*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
'bums anyway'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I wanna feel you on the inside
Top ten best sex songs ever. Closer is definitely in there. Nothing is too dirty when that song is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# closer makes me feel like mmmmmmmmmmmm
'agrees with above statement'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# but trent reznor is just so unsexy?
i dunno, never got nin really.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# It's not really about Trent.
Not for me anyway. It's just the music.

I don't know, try dancing to it at fetish clubs for a couple of years, it's probably jsut association.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# oh christ.
fetish club, like nin..i really don't get..probably more so than nin.
nin and fetish clubs aren't what i think of as sexy.

i am probably a prude, also.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Ah, yeah, I'm not.
Floaty boats again, though, doesn't make either of us less of a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# probably.
i dunno, that whole openness with your sexuality and sex life thing just seems totally mad to me...i just think it's so private, i don't think i could be that open or public with it all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I don't see it that way
I suppose I tend to view it in the way that it's a scientific fact that human beings need to have sex to further the species, and ever since we realised that it feels nice we've invented new and exciting ways of feeling that pleasure- we're all adults and aware of this. So to me it's about as offensive as talking about photosynthesis. And just as beautiful and perfect a concept.

Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of stuff about love that I am very private about, but sex.... sex doesn't have to be about love. I think sex and 'making love' are two very different acts, and I never really talk about the latter.

Plus I would eventually like to be a couples therapist so I really do kind of have to be comfy talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i understnad all of that
but i'm just i guess put off by the fact that sex and peoples sexual urges are suddenly so public, not to say things should be all secret and taboo..but now days it's seen fine to flaunt such things and in some cases i just think "oh god thats tacky". but i wouldn't be cool with being so open about it. i just think thats something better kept between me and my sexual partner, if i have one (ever again. ha).
not for one moment am i saying lets all be repressed and don't talk about such things..but i just find the whole idea of going somewhere devoted to ones sexual desires or urges and being so public with it really odd and unpleasant.

but whatever people are cool with it as long as it's not having ill effect on others it's all fine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# wanna cyba? tits or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Suddenly?
There's been orgies for thousands of years. Only recently have we really become so internalised. I mean recently in terms of hundreds of years, but still. I think for me (in no way a reflection on your views, you're entirely within your right to have them) talking honestly about something as joyous as sex can't be offensive if graphic images of slaughter and war crimes are nationally broadcast into people's homes in the middle of the day and everyone's fine with that. I think it's unfair. There's millions of people out there who don't know the first thing about how to touch another person and get frightened to the point of losing an erection because of nerves because they've never felt comfortable enough to ask anyone- that to me is so sad.

I don't regret my teens one bit, I'm a lot calmer now but only really because I've satisfied a lot of my curiosity.

But yes, that's just my opinion, and we both have valid points. If everyone agreed all the time life'd be bloody awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# In many ways devoting your whole life to photosynthesis and the constant discussion of it
would be incredibly dull though. Regardless of how sexuality makes you physically and mentally feel, its ultimately no more important or interesting than any other dull and tiresome cultural eccentricity.
I could go into the comparisons between heavy BDSM culture and the church but i'm incredibly lazy and am going to sleep instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# night night ya big bearded lesbian
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# BDSM = whips
Jesus = got whipped.

sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Not to someone who studied it.
I'm one step away from elbow patches and a voice synthesiser in terms of geekish researchy stuff.

Those last three words weren't very eloquent, but there appears to be a party going on in the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Senor
That photo of you in your profile with the stripy top on: that is the loveliest door I have seen in some time. I'm not being odd, I truly mean that. It's a wonderful door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# oh the wonders of photoshop :)
but yes, it's sadly the door of my fat which I am leaving tomorrow, all packed up and ready to go. :(
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ohhhhh shit.
And I just went and said that. Sorry dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# not a problem
:D ooh you're going to ghostys bash, that's another b3ta person I finally get to meet en persoin

'off topic blog'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Going, barbequeing, probably drinking far too much
and making a complete cock of myself again. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# just a usual day then
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Woot!
Tune of the century....or week I dunno.

Either or its a song made for porn
(MrTM, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'd say century
and if it's good enough for porn, it's fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ooo no
you should be listening to the seekers!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# you have exceptional taste in music
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# She was all of the hotness
I have a picture of her on my guitar
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# pwoah
do you have a picture of this guitar?

me and mictoboy luuuuuuurve francoise.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Sadly, no...
I am far away from my guitar, on the other side of the ocean. Sadness.

But happiness! I have found the pic. It is here: bp0.blogger.com/_dWj32aZAH94/RtGxHLo1eFI/AAAAAAAAAyo/hvaeyqehpF0/s1600-h/hardy_bravo_back_66.jpg
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# YAY
that is a good picture.
francoise is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing. i would turn lesbian and marry her, if she asked.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# It's true.
I have to hide my love of her from my Father, as he has a love of French 60s music, and would use it as bonding material.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# may i marry you and your father?
french 60s music is one of my big loves. it's so crap and kitsch and dodgy it becomes brilliant for all the campness and shit. i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ha, you're right...
The thing is, my Dad has a genuine love for the stuff. It's his life passion, with no element of camp or irony at all. He goes on holiday to France and spends hours in huge warehouses of records, looking for additions to (already huge) collection.

My Dad's collection of French vinyl (especially 45s) is such that he's told me that if anything happens to him and I want to get rid of his French records I HAVE to go through a dealer who knows their stuff because it's all too valuable to do otherwise. My head is full of French pop star names from when he's told me all these factual nuggets about each musician. Do I remember any facts from my Philosophy degree? No. I remember the fact that Mike Brant (singer of 'Dis Lui') committed suicide after going mad, having been told this, any many other French pop facts, throughout my growing-up years.

Apologies, I've been drinking wine.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i like the sound of his record collection
sad thing is most of it's worth shit over here unless it's an english pressing or someone well known like bardot or gainsbourg.
well it's all worth something to the right people, but not an awful lot. but things like a uk lp of serge gainsbourgand and jane birkin is a good few hundren quid.
but i no so little about the french record market and surely some of it must be worth a lot over there.
a friend of mine ventures out there and normally comes back with stacks of great 45's with picture sleeves and european eps.

probably half the reason i have a many francoise hardly lp's as i do is their so cheap to buy (i must have about 15 now and a few eps)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# It's true
We've actually discussed what to do when the morbid occurs. Basically, catalogue everything (if he hasn't already...I know he started doing it), go off to France, get quotes. While nobody has heard of Richard Anthony or Michel Sardou over here, all his records together are very desirable on the other side of the pond.

I must admit, there are a few songs here and there that I enjoy guiltily. And I certainly inherited a love of Bardot from him; both her music and aesthetic appeal...
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# old bardot...shame she can't sing a fucking note in tune
but she is great and she makes it work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)
# It's true
Like a lot of people, she'd have been nothing without Serge Gainsburg though.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Hmm...
Three of my last four messages began with the phrase "It's true". I am obviously a very boring person.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hahahaaha!
I love the way that he seems to be stalking some unseen prey. I should very much like to see how the prey reacts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Then you must rent a movie called "Pervert"
It was just mainstream enough to find it's way onto shelfs in my repressed little town...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:45, archived)