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# First post!!
Really, what is he thinking?



*Resumes lurk mode*
(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# 'All those drugs I took have turned my legs a different colour'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Heh
Hee
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Now don't tell me
It's something about sport isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# oh no you don't!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# He'll get you you know
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# get me?
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Holy crap!
(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# gotcha!
*pins to display board*
very nice specimen!
*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *imagines ives' collection of lurkers*
Hm, it's like a lepidopterist's display case, only better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# it's bigger and more colourful!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# And generally sexier
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# that goes without saying!
maybe it's the compromising postions i pin them in....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# As long as you have me with someone sexy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# you're not a lurker anymore so i let you go!
go! fly free!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *escapes*

/re-lurks
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *bludgeons*
nice try.....
*drags back to case*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Please Mr Ivesb...
not the lotion again. My skin is too plump already.

/hose avoidance
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# it can never be too plump!
*pours the lotion on*
thats it...
rub it in..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Fake tan lotion?
I'm no liverpudlian!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# BWHAHAHA!!
streaky!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# It's nice here.
And warm too.
(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# no talking in the cabinet!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *smashes glass with hammer*
*smashes ives with hammer*

Runs off......!

I have been lurking for about a week now (busy at work) - but I free and I'm back
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *groans*
where did he go?
he'll pay for that..
*loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Seriously, stick around
We're an alright bunch, provided you don't do anything stoopid
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# oh . . . err . . .
*feels bad now*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# meany.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Well, most of us anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Oh no!
And I can't hide, because that would be a form of lurking!
Curse your black heart!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!!
my black, black stygian heart... oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Can I have a slice?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# if you want to become my souless, undead minion...
of course!
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *takes*
*garnishes with enough salt that it shrivels and loses its ungodly powers*
*eats*
*dies of heart attack*

You win this round!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *unkills*...?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Damn!
I was having fun being dead! Nobody asks you the time of day or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *gets caught*
Congratulations, ivesb, you have unleashed that wrath that is A DAY OF CLANSOUL POSTS!
MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *slaps*
SHADDUPAYOURMOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *irritates*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *applies a soothing balm*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *finds evil ginger net weilder catching device*
*catches evil ginger net weilder*
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# RASCIST!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Never again
Shall I lurk
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Now your lurkage
beats my lurkage...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# argh!
they're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *pushes into vat of mushypeas*
Ha! Gotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ...
wrong code...its league not union

better than my first post...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Incorrect uploadz coadz!
Nice steroid-popped eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)